Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Squeeze in the train

Dun you hate it when your private space had been invaded? Yah i had mine totally invaded in the morning train squeeze this morning...

I was sitting snugly on my seat when in comes big momma! yes she's big and no, i am not goin to say what race she is cos race is not the factor here. And Yes, she just have to choose to sit beside me.. Weahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! The train carriage i was in was the old type, which means the seats are generally smaller compared to the newer, more spacious ones. Am sure u should have encountered this situation before, unless u are those rich, resource guzzling ppl who actually owns a car and never been on a mrt before.

Can u imagine feeling thigh fats trying to envelop and swallow u up? And yes, that;s what her left thunder thighs are doin to my right thigh.. arrrhhhhh... I felt my privacy invaded, i was choked, i am suffocated!! Then she started to nod, passing her time in and out of sleep.. how sweet...

Humpty dumbty sat on the wall,
humpty dumbty had a great nod,
All the travellers' bodies, and all the travellers's space,
just kept on getting knocked, by her big-o-daze.

whahahahahahaha...

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