How Men thinks

1. When I was born, I got a choice : A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence : It is nature's way of saying " No hard feelings "

5. There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men :" don't " and " stop ", unless they are used together.

6. Panties is not the best thing on earth,
but it's next to best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri-weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with The Hole and she was happy with The Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't !

16. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party
and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.

17. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

18. Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus,
it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

19. Despite the old saying : " Don't take your troubles to bed ", many men still sleep with their wives.

chennai is next

Another business trip... This time is to Chennai (known formerly as Madras), India... My last days of work (next friday) and they still wouldn;t let me off.. Well, at least it's a new place and new country... If not for this trip, i would not know when will i ever give India a visit.. So well, tonite i will be on the plane there...

excerpts from the lonely planet website :- Chennai has neither the cosmopolitan, prosperous air of Mumbai (Bombay), the optimistic buzz of Bengaluru (Bangalore) or the historical drama of Delhi. It's muggy, terribly polluted, hot as hell and difficult to get around. Traditional tourist attractions are few. Even the movie stars are, as one Chennaiker put it, 'not that hot'.
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/worldguide/india/chennai/

A word of advise from a close friend.. Go there with an open mind. Expect nothing cos expectations will only disappoint. Do not feel pissed off by the ppl's actions there, cos they are not as well-to-do as us.

So well, i will try to take as many pics as i can, if i have the time.. It;s a work trip!!!!

what is left for us?

just saw the news... The Indonesian court has turned dun the appeal of Temasek Holding's monopoly on the 2 biggest telecom companies there. This verdict will definitely be a big lost-making endeavor Temasek which inevitably will affect us Singaporeans somehow. Remember the Thaksin's telecom sales to Temasek saga???

Oh then "someone" is in Libya to forge better business relationships. The news said that Libya provides free health care and other free benefits for her citizens. Best one, when a couple marry, the country will give the couple free housing equivalent to our 3-room flats.. POWER!!! why dun we have such things? I am sure it will help increase the birthrates (which the government is so strongly trying to encourage) by dangling a big carrot for marriage. More married couples fucking, more chances of babies instead of wasting sperm by spraying into condoms.

i am sure our gross national earnings cant be much lower than libya that we cannot afford such perks to the citizens rite? Everything we need have to be paid, even health care(although we have medishield), dun come cheap and still comes from our own pockets. What did we benefit from the country in turn for our role in nation building? A safe and corrupt-free place to live in? Is that enough? What can the government do to keep her citizens happy and satisfied without quitting the country at the slightest chance available? Do we have to just keep on working for our 3 meals and a good life for ourselves and families just so that we can stay in this place and not reap the full rewards of what we had sowed for the country? hmmmmm....

Shure Se530

my new toy just arrived..:) yah yah it might just seemed like a simple pair of earphones to most ppl who dun care what they listen to as long as there's sound comin out from their earphones. Well normal earphones just have 1 sound driver, this one got 3!!! Less is more, more is better. 1 is good, 2 is better, in this case 3 is bestest la.. :) it's so noise isolating, i cant hear all the talkative school kids, aunties, ah nehs, ah chek on the mrt anymore... Just me and my Shure. heh...

Ok they dun come cheap, but cheap things normally dun come good. And anyway, u cannot put a price tag on sound, just as u cant put a price tag on the orgasm u last had. heh..

Heatwave!

Whao lao... Is God trying to burn us alive? The weather, is just plain heat these few days... Add to that, the air conditioning is not working at my office... very stuffy!!! i can feel sweat trickling down my ass crack leh.... hahaha...

Took an mrt train that has no air conditioning today. My ride to hell. It;s really a tough choice deciding whether to go out and wait for another train or stay put and suffer God's wreath. The reason is cos i have found a seat and it;s damn rare nowadays to get a seat in the train. Oh, the reason there was no air conditioning was cos the stupid train driver forgotten to switch it on, cos when the train reached raffles, the air con started working. God damn him!!! oven!!!!!!!!! Oh and someone farted when air con is down.....

Please God, if u wanna kill us, do it in a more kind and forgiving way.. Dun burn us alive.........