Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The pushed pushes

Please dun attempt above stunt. U might endanger your own ass and your baby's too! How did homo sapiens degraded to such an extend?

Monday, May 28, 2007

To serve is to sacrifice

Just heard my Manager mentioned this today. "To serve is to sacrifice", which is in regard to the pay raise of u-know-whos. I totally agree with what he said. To be taking up the posts of leaders of a country, u should be prepared to sacrifice, be it personal time, personal space and also monetary gains. That is what is called "TO SERVE".
To increase pay of u-know-whos as a monetary effort to prevent corruption is utterly unspeakable in my point of view. Where is the morale of a gentleman? Where is the morale of a leader? Even i have morales, even though i cannot be compared to the intellect of those u-know-whos. It;s like me saying to my boss, "Hey, if u dun give me a drastic pay raise, i am goin to sell all the designs to your competitors!" Will i do that? NO, cos i have morales and so should them. If they are really grumbling of low pay, then just leave and "serve" in the private sector, give sincere ppl a chance to SERVE the country!
No wonder a certain group of ppl also want their pay to increase because they say it's harder to hold on to the fucking stick of a certain new design of a certain flying object... Shhesssshhhh,,, Monkey see, monkey do mah!!!
Guess i'll tell my boss tomorrow that it is getting harder and harder to lift up my hands and fingers to click on the mouse and keyboard because designing is getting harder and harder each day unless he paste lots and lots of cash in front of me.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

last few days in a flash

-got fleeced by bloody china cab drivers in shenzhen
-puked for 2 consecutive nights in shenzhen due to unusually large intake of alcohol
-watch FREE porn channel in shenzhen hotel
-saw many ugly Caucasian males
-helped 2 friends save money
-watched Pirates of the Caribbean
-trying hard to find how to mod xbox 360
-bought Infernal Affairs Boxed-set (original ok!!!) at god-damn cheap price
-cursing and swearing at the crazily hot weather
-paid 2 months overdued hand-phone bills

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

I saw camel toe!!

click pic to see bigger pic of camel toes
I saw a big fat camel toe yesterday on the train... i was sitting and the camel toe's owner was standing. So it was really IN-YA-FACE. 3 reasons i can think of is :-
1) the owner does not have a full length mirror in her house,
2) she was wearing the same pants she had 20 for years when she was a nice pretty hot chick then,
3) she thinks she is sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

My answers to the above reasons :-
1) please do not attempt to buy herself the full length mirror so that she can live in perpetual ignorance of her big fat camel toe,
2) please realise that time is every man and woman's enemy, it wrecks havoc on your waistline and every other body parts,
3) ..............................

Sunday, May 13, 2007

28 weeks later

OK, another movie related blog entry. Went to catch this show on friday. i would say it;s better than i expected, cos 80% of movie sequels normally are not up to par to their predecessors. Anyway, aren;t goin to talk about the story of the show. What i liked about this one is the nice/unique/gritty camera angles/shots. The many shots of empty London streets brings an air of helplessness and gloom to the show. Add to these, a rather good soundtrack makes this show stands out from the rest of the run-out-of-the-mill zombie shows. Well actually it;s not a zombie show, just that the infected ppl looks like zombies. I would say go for this show, stop wasting money on romantic comedy's which rely on the disgustingly cute casts to sell the shows.

Food for thought

Was watching this show that day. There;s this scene when one of the guys working in the food processing factory slipped and had both his legs totally minced. i was thinking, when such industrial accident happens(i am sure it is common), will the company throws away the whole machine or just give it a thorough scrub(cleans away the human remains), and then continue the production line?

This show really gets me thinking about what really goes into our food, when company needs to meet the demands of mass consumerism. It does puts me off fast food somehow, which is amazing, cos i am a fast food junkie.

Friday, May 4, 2007

CNA Newscaster

Whaaaaaaaa.. Lacy lacy!!!!!!
Shirts getting unbuttoned more and more eh?


Been watching the news more often recently.. Signs of getting old? Anyway, main topic of this post is Andrea Chow... I think i had never felt this hot while watching the news before.. Hmmm, maybe it;s her or maybe just the dinner i am eating. But whao liao, the attire she wore (white shirt underneath, see above pics) that nite was really hot lah!!!! Can see cleavage somemore... Normally i am not a MILF lover, but this time it;s different.. hehe..

your position in your company means nothing.....

your position in your company means nothing when u are the vendor and the opposite party is the client.. u can be a freaking general manager/CEO or whatever, when the client complains, your tail will be in-between your legs if u have one.

That day, i just witnessed the project management person in my company f%$k all the vendors in china. Their positions range from middle to upper level in their company. Same thing can happened to my company cos sometimes we are the client(king), sometimes we are vendors(dog).

I also not sure what i am driving about. I just know, if i travel overseas, if i am the client, i can live like a king. The vendors will go out of their way to make sure everything is ok and they keep the job. If i go as a vendor, heck, i have to even find my own way back to my hotel in strange cities..