kunshan here i come!!!

will be away tomorrow till Friday.. Goin to kunshan, yet another city in china i have never been. Work of course, and great time to get away from the freakingly hot weather here these few days. Goin to chill my as over there. Stay tuned!!!!

The religion of Bras

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose."

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... "

The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang! {DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

20 seconds of fame

okokNow now, give me the opportunity to do some self-marketing/boasting/showing off.. Heh.. Just had an interview with a design site featured on their webpage. Heh.. It was a long time comin and i was almost giving up the idea that they will ever feature my interview. I thought they might have contacted a few designers for the interview and only feature the best one. Earlier on, there was an article where they featured 4 designers from singapore and i thought that my interview will be used for that article. Of course mine wasn't inside, so was kinda disappointed. Then yesterday i was just checking out that site again and phauarrrrrrrrrrrr, they dedicated a full page to me, myself and I. hahaa... was really surpised.

Anyway, taxi design network is a singapore design site, focusing more on graphics design. I think i am the first product designer to be featured and i hoped to see more to come. Actually not much ppl knows about them but a little exposure is still better than no exposure at all.. the layout of my interview page was kinda messy, that;s because of the images i gave them. If i known earlier, i would have given all my images with my products in white background. Well, i never expect that my images would turn out this messy. sigh :)

Anyway, full article at
http://www.designtaxi.com/features.jsp?id=100087

valentine's day

valentine's day, good for girls. bad for men.... Agree?? i do!!! Because it's a day that the females presume that the guys should do all the planning/surprises, foot the bills and do all things nice. That;s a lot to do and all we presume and expect is that at the end of the night, we get to F%$K the shit out of the girls!!! I mean, this is so unfair, since the girls still get to enjoy the f$%king part too!!!

All a girl do on this day is wait in the office, for flowers(way overpriced during this period) to arrive, and if it arrives, good, if not, black face but still not explode yet, because the guy still got his chance to redeem himself over dinner date with a bunch of flowers. Dinner, a nice one. Gotta book early beforehand, or waste time queueing up and suffer the wrath of the girl, because she will accuss u for not planning beforehand.

i know there are many other ways to celebrate this day, the ab0ve is just an example. No matter how the date for this day is planned, it;s still done by the guys most of the time. Damn lucky girls, lucky that they have holes. whahahahah

I am sooooooo shallow to say all these things. heh..The truth is that valentine's day is the day to show appreciation for the love the other party gaved to you. It;s about unconditional love, the joy of giving and spending your time/life with that special someone. Happy valentine's day everyone!!!

zoom zoom zoom!!!

In anticipation for the upcoming first Formula 1 grand prix that is to be held in Singapore soon, i present to you The Formula 1 grand prix - Goldfish Edition!!!!. Now u can have the best view/seat anywhere u like, in the comfort of your own house. Hell, u can even start your own F1 goldfish team!!!

unnecessarily travel...... huh???

'But I'm not in favour of subsidising transport because then you will unnecessarily travel,' he said.

'In this way we impose on every individual the responsibility for his life,' he added.

Does the above first sentence make sense? Is there something wrong in the way it was written or phrased? I am not an expert in english but something sounds really wrong in "unnecessarily travel" Anyway, this sentence was spoken by some important person up at the top.. But ask you people, if your public transportation is subsidised, will u spend more money to travel unnecessarily because it will be cheaper? I dun think so. Ppl just want to get from Point A to B without any fuss and ASAP. Who in the right mind will purposely "unnecessarily travel" from A to B? Is "unnecessarily travel" the best reason he/she can give to the masses for not subsidising transportation?

Second sentence is very well said!! An individual should be responsible for his life, be it for himself, family, or country. So why prolonged our CPF monies!!!!!???? Just give the money back to us when we need it or deem fit and let us decide how we will use our retirement funds!!! Anyone read the new CPF structure that was just announced today? It was on the papers. Who is confused? I think everyone is confused. Is that a "if u cannot persuade them, confuse them!" tactic? Because seriously, i am literate, and i admit i do not understand how the structure actually works. Not everyone speaks politics in Singapore! How do they expect the masses to understand deh!!!!???

jedi Ginsu

Remember the Ginsu Knife so popular during the sell-a-vision days? Now it;s making a comeback as the Jedi Ginsu Knife... Soooooo niffty...