Friday, May 2, 2008

Heatwave!

Whao lao... Is God trying to burn us alive? The weather, is just plain heat these few days... Add to that, the air conditioning is not working at my office... very stuffy!!! i can feel sweat trickling down my ass crack leh.... hahaha...

Took an mrt train that has no air conditioning today. My ride to hell. It;s really a tough choice deciding whether to go out and wait for another train or stay put and suffer God's wreath. The reason is cos i have found a seat and it;s damn rare nowadays to get a seat in the train. Oh, the reason there was no air conditioning was cos the stupid train driver forgotten to switch it on, cos when the train reached raffles, the air con started working. God damn him!!! oven!!!!!!!!! Oh and someone farted when air con is down.....

Please God, if u wanna kill us, do it in a more kind and forgiving way.. Dun burn us alive.........

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

God aint gonna burn us alive...
it is our own doings that d earth is sick.. and d weather has gone mad! hahaha...
PROTECT MOTHER EARTH!!! do our part! =)

from ur shit-toking BUDDY! haa

boxedfish said...

well he can always make the earth back to normal again if he so loves us...

Anonymous said...

want a better way to die....shaft the SHURE earphones into to your arse, pull it out hard, shaft it back in, pull it out hard....do this 50 times I'm sure you'll die happy:

boxedfish said...

u can die so easily one ah? i am more battle-hardened.. if u are so made of paper, i think u would have died after shitting 100 times(offset the goin in part, just comin out). If constipated, i think 20 times can kill u liao...