Sunday, August 26, 2007

Shit come out!

Was asked by my ex colleague last time about this situation. Well it goes like this :- Should we"test the goods" before marriage or live a holy life and onli have sex after marriage? Sex is an important component to maintaining a good marriage. Let's say u are so God fearing or so staunch in your beliefs that you actually have sex with your husband/wife for the first time after marriage. So, all goes well in the sacred act of man and woman "joining" for the first time. Then when the time of the "huge explosion aka the big bang" came, a little piece of shit follows immediately. Yes literally a little piece of SHIT!

And this happens everytime your partner came. A little piece of shit will follow and there is no time to run to the toilet for it to come out. Apparently, it is some weird miraculous problem that your partner suffers from and there is no cure. There are many wonders in the world which is yet to be discovered. Congratulations, u just discovered one of them. Haha. I am sure u will be completely turned off, because the smell will stink up the whole room. I mean, whose shit dun smell? So there goes your post-coital smoking break and also hugging each other tightly and whispering sweet nothings to each other after the sex/love. I know guys like the ciggy break and girls love the hugging thingy, The partner has to rush to the toilet to clean himself/herself, well unless u can take the stanch or your partner can take the smeared shit on his and your body or vice versa.

Would u feel shitty(pun intended) or you just live with this issue and take it as a gift from God? Or you would have regretted that you should have tested the goods first before buying.

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