Thursday, January 3, 2008

what ifs............

What if mosquitoes can actually transmit Aids from biting one infected person to another?
That would be disastrous i would say. I think it will also seriously affect our fashion sense and how fashion will look like. I think ppl will rush to wrap/cover themselves all over, leaving no skin exposed. See who still dares to go out wearing tiny butt cheek baring shorts and skimpy tops anymore. Ppl like us who live in the tropical regions, if not die from mosquito transmitted Aids, will die of heat stoke.


What if u wake up one day and found that there's no more fossil fuels for u?
Cars will not move for sure. Countries like Singapore, who uses fuels to run generators for electricity will come to a stand-still. Great!, no need to work, then after a while, no money, and then ended up on the streets scrunching for food/rubbish. Sooner or later, it will happen, just have no idea how each and every country tackle this issue by investing on fuel source alternatives. On my recent trip to Shanghai, there was a shortage of diesel fuel, and i could see long queues at the petrol station. It;s a little scary, cos the queues are not short ones. Imagine that happens to petrol, how many ppl will be stuck for the whole day doin nothing, just to get petrol. That;s why i say, take the MRT.. Stop wasting petrol by driving to girls' house to pick them up for work, send them home, chauffeur them to dinners. They can make their way around small little Singapore themselves..:P Oh!!! and the bloody new taxi fare increase is crazy! i swear i will start taking the midnight buses again if i ever stayed out late.


What if the maximum life span of a typical homo sapien is 40 years?
Our dear gabermen kept telling us that our average life expectancy is getting longer and longer due to the fact that life is better now and medical care is adequet. But they also failed to mentioned that more and more ppl dies from cancer every year, not to say other malicious new diseases that appears (sars, avian flu). Sad truth is that there are still no cures for diseases like Aids and Cancer! if i can live till 40, that means i got like 9 more years to go!!! scary thought rite? What am i goin to do to live out my remaining 9 years so that i know i had a fulfilling life without regrets? I seriously cant answer this. What about u? To most of us, 40 years seemed too short to have a good life. But the average lifespan of a mouse/hamster is just over 2 years, isn't it worse? But well u can argue that their main aim in life is to eat and procreate. Well u cant fault them, if your average lifespan is 2 years like them, u will also just eat and procreate. There;s so little time for you to create the next generation, so there;s practically no time for other self-indulgences. Maybe that's a good thing also, cos ppl will have no time for hate and war......... Oh and did u notice the size of a male hamster's testicle in proportion to it's body? If humans live solely to procreate, we need balls that size.. refer to pic below. I am just glad i am not bred for procreate purposes..... haha.. I wouldn;t want to be seen lugging them around!

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