Article said "he hopes to get closer to God when he ventures into space this week during the fasting month of Ramadan". But since when God resides in Outer Space? Is He an alien huh? No what.. Why spend so much money and time for Dr Sheikh Musaphar Shukor (name damn hard to spell) to feel closer to God when the truth is, God is in the heart of the believer. If your believe and faith are strong for Him, u will be closer to him. Duh, even i can answer this.
"Being a Muslim going into space is a big responsibility for me, not only to the Malaysian people but Muslims all over the world" Is he the first Muslim in space? I dunno. But seems like a buy-1-get-1-free publicity stunt to me. For Malaysia, for Muslim. Win win pr stunt? NOT!!
"He is taking along Malaysian food and Hari Raya biscuits for his fellow crew members" What is he bring? Maggi goreng? Tulang soup? Longtong? Can eat all these in space meh? Must be messy.. haha..
In the article, it also mentioned that technically, a Muslim have to pray 80 times in 24 hours because the spacecraft will circle the Earth 16 times a day. His reply was ,"i'm not sure how but i'll find a way to pray and fast." His supposed to conduct scientific experiments, included some on cancer cells!!!!!!!!! I think he'll just end up praying for a cure to cancer instead. Haha.. I foresee when he is back, his goin to tell his superior this:
Superior:So how was the trip?
Dr:Amazing!!! i felt closer to Him.
Superior:what about the results of the scientific experiments you are supposed to conduct?
Dr:No solid conclusion.
Superior:Do you think we can cure cancer?
Dr:No solid conclusion.
Superior:Do you think you benefited from this exposure?
Dr:Ermm, no solid conclusion.
Superior:So tell me what u had learnt from this trip then.
Dr:My Russian and American team-mates said Maggi Goreng sux big time!!!!
4 comments:
wahahaha, that is true...God in outer space? Maybe somewhere in between? omg...i better stop writing more. haha
haha.. write more!!!! speak your mind.. get yourself a defamation suit from malaysia and a death warrant from the extremists.. haha
yo..if got 2 options whether to choose u or dr sheikh..all m'sian will go for dr sheikh...u wish to be in space too..dont u??...just tat u're not qualified enough..maybe u can try next intake...
wish u are in the top 10 list for next intake 'ASTRONOT'...wanna see how smart u are..!!!!!!
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