Hokkien acronyms and terms

Now a lesson on Hokkien acronyms and terms commonly used by me....

KNS - The shit of the olive fruit.

CB - chicken chop.

KNN - Fucking a girl called Nina.

KNNBCCB - This one is the ultimate! It means fuck Nina's mother's smelly chicken chop. If u dun like chicken chop, u can also use this to mean "fuck Nina's mother's smelly cunt" if you are a MILF lover.

PS - The act of putting down a piece of shit.

LS - The act of soft bowl movements which sometimes might result in a stream of murky liquid cruising down your ass crack to your inner thighs if u are not fast enough to remove your pants.

CB - Chio BU, a highly attractive female, not chee bye ok?

LC - lau chye - an term used to describe woman who are over the hills, but can be meant to describe an attractive one too. Also can mean low-class.

LCB - lau chio bu ok? not lau chee bye.

BS - not bull shit la.. BS is the name of a "damn happenin" dirty KTV in Geylang.

LSB - La Sump Bar.. Dirty bar??? who wants to go to a dirty bar?? It's a bar where u go and do hum sump thingssssssssssss...

Lan Chiau - Blue bird, a common species native to almost any part of the world that is populated by human.

Lam pa - The family jewels of the blue bird.

Banana Plantation - Lots of "bananas" packing and hanging round in a place, especially in pubs and dicsos.

Kor Gao Kan - Fucked by a dog.. Dun laugh.. obviously girls like to be fucked by dogs, judging from the "dog-make-love-to-woman" video clips i downloaded from the internet.. haha

Lim Pey - Used when u are talking to your boss or superior. Instead of "I", use "lim pey" to describe oneself. If you want added seniority to this term, use "Lim Lao Pey". It will bring a new level of respect from your peers.


Disclaimer : Anything said above are my own personal judgements and mockery of life. The above mentioned might or might not be true. Your own judgement is highly recommended to believe them or not. Use them at your own peril also. Thou shall not be liable for any mishaps or accidents that may occured thereafter.