female body tests

Learnt this at a coffee session with friends today...

Pencil Test : To test how firm or saggy the female boobies are. Place a pencil under the lower fold area of the breast of test subject. Let go of the pencil. If the pencil stays, that pair of boobies failed the pencil test. If the pencil drop, that means it;s a pair of firm boobies...

5 Cent count Test : Ask test subject to lie down with back facing up. Take a 5 cent count and throw at the butt of test subject. If 5 cent count landed on the butt with a "PIAK" sound and stays there, means butt is soft.. If 5 cent coin bounced off butt of test subject, means butt is firm.

Disclaimer :Please conduct above tests on your own accord. Thou shall not be responsible for any accident/damage/injuries caused to test subjects or the test conductors.

If any of u ladyzzzzzzz need help in the above tests, especially the 5 cent coin one, please feel free to approach me. I assure you that tests will be conducted in private with utmost professionalism and integrity. keke.. Anyway, if test subject really allow u to do all this to her, might as well just grab the mentioned body parts and use your hand to feel you if it;s firm or saggy.. DUH...