Friday, September 14, 2007

Reservist, my nightmare

gone for reservist and dun think will be updating blog for sometime.. stay tune...

Monday, September 10, 2007

Sony Rolly

Once in a while, there comes a product that kinda put a smile in your face. Rolly is one of those product. It's a portable speaker, which incorporates some basic robotic features so that it can move/roll along with the type of music it plays. It's pretty useless, but it's the kind of thing that falls in the I-dun-need-it-but-I-just-gotta-have-it category. It's hard to explain how it works. Click on the video below.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Spasm, spasm everywhere!

i dunno if this is the correct word to describe this natural occurrence but i think spasm is the best word i can think of now.

Guys, when u pee, sometimes before u even done with it, u got this tingling sensation followed quickly by a spasm going from your groin area all the way up to your head, that resulted in an involuntary spastic wiggling action which i called SPASM? Sometimes u know it;s coming, yet, try as hard as u can, still cannot win the SPASM. hahah... sometimes stand side by side peeing at the guys urinals, a little embarrass one lor. The other person sure can see u SPASM.

can someone enlighten me, why do we spasm when peeing? what;s the benefit/advantage to it? And, do girls also spasm when they pee?

Ok now to another kind of spasm. Have you experienced this before :- sometimes when u are drifting into sleep, u got jolted out of your sleep by spasm? Ok this spasm is more violent than the one mentioned above. Today i kanna a big one while napping in the MRT. Ultimate embarrassment i tell u. If i am the passengers near me in the train, i would have thought that they saw a corpse jumping into life again ala Chinese vampires. Haha..

Embarrassed, i continue to close my eyes pretending to sleep, hahaha. Luckily, no more major spasm/tremor was felt, only a few aftershocks and little spasm for the rest of my rather restless nap home.

The last kind of spasm i can think of is that kind of sexual spasm. Not goin to say much because sexual topics, i is not interested to talk about.. whahahahahahah..... SEE YA!

Friday, August 31, 2007

Projectors never looked this SEXY!



This is the Samsung's new DLP projector SP-A800B. I am so totally sold by it just for the design.. It's so smoooooooooth and elegant.. Great work on the designer who designed this in such a way that it has as little mechanical feel to it than compared to the other projectors in the market. Even the air vents(if u look closely) are done elegantly, resembling the bottom underbelly of a snake.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

what do u believe in?

taken from dictionary.com

Atheist, agnostic, infidel, skeptic refer to persons not inclined toward religious belief or a particular form of religious belief.

An atheist is one who denies the existence of a deity or of divine beings.

An agnostic is one who believes it impossible to know anything about God or about the creation of the universe and refrains from commitment to any religious doctrine.

Infidel means an unbeliever, especially a nonbeliever in Islam or Christianity.

A skeptic doubts and is critical of all accepted doctrines and creeds.

What are u actually? for me, i am a back-slided christian. The reason i became a christian in the first place was maybe i was young then, and easily impressionable. At that time, the story of Christ seemed credible. Well after growing up and being more self-aware, the whole religion thingy kind of get distorted(in my own inner-self) and faith tends to waver here and there. Well i think i do believe that there is a higher being, but probably His words could be true. But the thing is, his words had been translated/distorted/passed down by Man. And Man has been proven to distort things to suit his own agendas and objectives. So how much the Word is true or not, we will never know.

Well, i think there is a atheist, agnostic, infidel and skeptic (may be 1 or more) in every one of us. Dun try to deny it, even though u know your faith for your religion is rock solid and unwavering. Close your eyes and search your heart and u know that there will always be doubt in your faith, be it big or small.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

view from old house

I always thought that the view of the street outside my old place at Pasir ris is quite nice. It has this unblocked view of the road that is kinda nice at night. OH, the bright spot on the top left corner is the moon.

Ariel on sunday






Shit come out!

Was asked by my ex colleague last time about this situation. Well it goes like this :- Should we"test the goods" before marriage or live a holy life and onli have sex after marriage? Sex is an important component to maintaining a good marriage. Let's say u are so God fearing or so staunch in your beliefs that you actually have sex with your husband/wife for the first time after marriage. So, all goes well in the sacred act of man and woman "joining" for the first time. Then when the time of the "huge explosion aka the big bang" came, a little piece of shit follows immediately. Yes literally a little piece of SHIT!

And this happens everytime your partner came. A little piece of shit will follow and there is no time to run to the toilet for it to come out. Apparently, it is some weird miraculous problem that your partner suffers from and there is no cure. There are many wonders in the world which is yet to be discovered. Congratulations, u just discovered one of them. Haha. I am sure u will be completely turned off, because the smell will stink up the whole room. I mean, whose shit dun smell? So there goes your post-coital smoking break and also hugging each other tightly and whispering sweet nothings to each other after the sex/love. I know guys like the ciggy break and girls love the hugging thingy, The partner has to rush to the toilet to clean himself/herself, well unless u can take the stanch or your partner can take the smeared shit on his and your body or vice versa.

Would u feel shitty(pun intended) or you just live with this issue and take it as a gift from God? Or you would have regretted that you should have tested the goods first before buying.

Friday, August 24, 2007

canned sardine nation

Longer ERP hours, more gantries to ease congestion. This is the headline on the papers today. Sometimes i do pity drivers. All the tremendous amount of money thrown into maintaining that 4 wheels in search of the "convenient" lifestyles.
Well, fret not, things aren't looking too good for public transport too. Trains were always packed during rush hour. Ppl were standing shoulder to shoulder.. For my case, shoulder to armpits. hehe.. The proposed price increase does not help the problem too.

If Americans called themselves fast food nation, i shall term my "beloved" country canned sardine nation. Just a matter of time before we reduce ourselves to a mass of slow moving entity, always waiting in line for something, always standing behind someone in front, with loads more in front and behind. In the crudest words i can think of, it;s like F***king the ass of the one in front, and getting my ass F**K from the one behind, then imagine it forms a chain.. haha.. not to mention, our inflation rate for last month increased the most for 12 years!!! i dun seemed to get an inflation on my salary though.

Oh and about the Annuity thingy that was much talked about these days. To me, it;s just a load of crap. I dunno exactly how it works, but the bottom line is, the money can only be used when we are 85 years old. 85 years old!!!??? That is like 25 years after the age which i prefer to pack my back and go find God or Satan? I mean, how old do u want to live when everyday u get F**Ked(figuratively of course) in the ass? How many ppl do u know and foresee who will live after 85?? Yes with medical advances, it sure can prolong life, but will it ensure u have a happy life? Maybe it can prolong a wheelchair-bound life or a life hooked onto a life-support machine? Do you want that? What;s good with medical advances if the body and mind does not want to carry on? Oh and on the papers today, it was predicted that a new deadly disease will be discovered every once a year..

So the odds are stacked against us. The annuity is like gambling. A gamble that was made compulsory for every Singaporeans. A gamble that states that if u pay the annuity, and if u live after 85, u got more money for yourselves. But if u byebye before 85, "Thank you, the house wins, the money is ours". Guess they are prepping us for the casinos, opps, it;s integrated resorts. The lawmakers want us to think that we should have money for ourselves when we are able to grow and live longer (after 85), but i think that they just do not want us to burden them when we are old and useless. We need empathy from them, not them to come help us prepare for your future. Stop spoon-feeding us!!!!!!!!

seriously, do u see yourself surviving after 85? maybe the rich can do that, cos they might have ginseng herbal chicken soup and bird's nest for breakfast, but i have curry puffs for breakfast! haha.

Look at it in another way, an insurance agent (now they are called financial planners) asked u to buy a savings plan. U will earn interest along the way. The catch is that you will only be allowed to draw the money out after 85 years old. Who in the right mind will buy???

Aren't we supposed to enjoy any benefits we have as citizens when we are old? We helped contribute our time and lives to the nation, so when it;s time that we retire and rest, isnt it proper that the nation gives us back something? Now all the CPF(annuity soon) shit are all our own hardwork and contribution, what does the nation gives us back huh? Great transport system(see problems above)? Safe and clean environment(to me it;s God-given)? Good housing(so expensive)? Great education(then why so many still go overseas to study?)? Good and uncorrupted Government(no comments)?

Oh hoped i am not making a sexist remark here. It is true that most women just sit between the fence when it comes to politics? They have neither like or dislike, they just seemed to accept what is being dished out. I was chatting with a female friend yesterday about all the crap happenin, and she has neither positive or negative comments about them. That made me made a comment to her,"Woman dun care much about politics, but they will turn to bitches for office politics." How true is it?

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Tokyo Japan end of oct anyone?

Anyone planning to go or well be around tokyo from 31st oct till 4th nov? If yes, buddy up with me ok? haha.. Will be goin tokyo (first time) during that time.... Any good information on places to go/visit/chiong will be appreciated also.. thanks in advance... :)

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Ariel Ariel




Some pics of Ariel.. Feel a little guilty that i haven't been really snapping her pics as often as last time.. Well above are some recent pics of her. I like pic 4, damn sexy...haha

Pics from Bangkok trip..

nice huge rooms eh? See the jacuzzi at the back of the pic? Damn shiock!


a little path leading from main reception to the rooms... it;s really peaceful to be walking along this path in the day. See the private parking space for individual rooms to the right of the pic? Great for men bringing their mistresses to this place, your car will never get spotted. haha.

breakfast alfresco style over-looking a pond


Next hotel of stay, yah yah round bed.. Rather kinky and chessy, but i did found out, round beds are great!!! Can toss and turn with no restrictions.. hehe..

Moon pics




Some pics i took a whole ago when i saw this bright full moon while peering out of my window. Will i did over-expose the pics so that the moon looks brighter in these pics..:)

Friday, August 10, 2007

a mish mash of things

1) you cant get what you want most of the time,
2) you pondered if what you had done should be done in the first place. After you had done it, u pondered if things will remain the same, for worse or for the better,
3) Bangkok suburbs are a great place to hang out, provided u know your way around. Humongous restaurants and entertainment area, cheap nice food, cheap shopping and slower in pace,
4) i have more than expected numbers of birthday well wishes from friends,
5) to be serviced and not be on the receiving end is torturous,
6) national day parade was chessy as usual. The main character SING was utterly crappy, and just when the commentator was saying he was chosen for the role of SING is because he can roller-blade very well, he chose to trip and fell on the exact moment. Priceless!!!
7) noticed how many skits in the parade was performed by the SOKA association? It's just too much.. I smell something fishy.........,
8) do you feel patriotic, especially during national day? I dun feel that way anymore,
9) it feels bad to be not on the priority list of somebody special,
10) jacuzzi can be sooo therapeutic, somehow, someway.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

I is terminator, wanna try my metal shaft?





Erm... i really have no comments on the pics but i just have to post it..

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Another Mrt observation

There's always a lot of things to see and observe in a Mrt ride. Well, for my case, especially on my way home, cos i spent most of my mrt journey on my way to work, sleeping.

Anyway, saw this girl applying/touching-up her make-up in the train carriage. Well, i really dun feel good to see someone doin that in public. I mean, i equate that to picking left-over morsels from your teeth in public, clipping nails in public, and making out in public. OKOk, the third example is irrelevant..:)

I hereby advise my female readers not to apply the fake colourings in public view ok? Please.. U have nothing to gain at all. yes it may sound like a innocent action that you have to do in public due to lack of time and boredom, but let me tell u the male perspective when they see someone do that. If u are ugly, the males will think, "no matter what u do, u will still be an ugly pig. Please stop wasting resources." If you are pretty, the males will start to hallucinate/imagine/daydream/mindfuck(haha) that pretty face of yours.. haha, so see, nothing to gain. What's a few more minutes meant to you, if you take the effort to spend it inside a public toilet to touch-up your make-up, to make yourself nicer so as to boost your self-confidence? Some things are meant to be done, away from the view of public, make-up is one, and oh, not to mention, bra pulling and adjustments. hahaha...

Friday, July 20, 2007

lim pey WON!!!!!!!!!!!


hello............ lim pey won the Red Dot Design Award (mother-of-all awards for Product design) leh.... hehe... please allow me the chance to have some self-indulgence in my ego-boosting excercise... yah i know it's one of the many other products that had won, but, at least i still win. Who would have thought a simple, humble speakers will win? Thanks to the rest of the designers that help in making this possible... Without u all, this would have been nothing. See, i am not egoistic after all... :)

Monday, July 16, 2007

a little writings

Does any of you have someone, a stranger, that you have to face everyday, which u absolutely hate? I have one. Well i do not need to face her everyday literally, but she will always be around there for me to notice.. well she works in the same office block as me, so we waited at the same bus-stop every morning, took the same bus every morning and walk the same path to the office every morning. But there;s something about her that makes me irritated about. I dunno what makes me feel this way. Maybe it;s the way she walks with front of the feet facing like 45 degrees out, or the look of her haggard face (she confirmed younger than me), or her big protruding eyes? i dunno... but her sight kinda irks me lots.. Yes yes, i know i am bad, but am sure most of you do have someone (a stranger) that you dun like but cant really point out what the reasons might be. Yes i could change my schedules so that i do not have to come across her every morning, but why should i change it just for her? I think i shall continue to wait at the same bus-stop every morning, took the same bus every morning and walk the same path to the office every morning with her so that my blood level will raise, then resulting in better blood circulation. :)

Oh another matter, there;s this website, that is "supposedly" selling legal mp3 online. Well it;s a Russian site. And things in Russia is different. I think an original CD cost really cheap there, just like an original CD cost much cheaper in china than in Singapore. So these ppl who runs the website are able to sell their mp3 for a fraction of what other legal mp3 sites are selling. So along the way, freaking US somehow, forces them to close down. Big brother always is a little jealous of little brothers' ability to achieve things that he fails. Anyway, Russia side agrees under pressure to close the site down. So happy ending for everyone? The US must be freaking proud and happy that their mighty muscle once again prevails, even in other sovereign countries. End of the story is, the Russian site just close down,. move everything to another site, and resumes business again.. whahahahhahaah... i mean, the new site, everything is the same as the old one, just different website... I love ppl's ingenuity.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Nanjing trip

Just back from a work trip to Nanjing.... some snapshots, nothing much, just some views from the hotel room which happens to be the tallest building around the area... Typical of cities, it;s pretty much covered in smog.
Nanjing was pretty much a nice city i must say.. City planning is well-done, hey looks like Singapore, with trees and bushes lining along roads and pavements. Place is clean too, thanks to the numerous cleaners doin their jobs, just like Singapore. Weather is like Singapore too, though less humid.
Oh, why did i post the pic above? Cos this is the same shit that i drank for one of the dinner.. Gosh this thing is crazyyyyyyyyyy... Found out later at the duty free brouchure in the plane. "53% MOUTAI YINGBIN (MOUTAI VIP)MOUTAI YINGBIN (MOUTAI VIP) is the drink to serve to your VIPs. MOUTAI YINGBIN is carefully brewed to an excellent quality that is of a typical MOUTAI flavour."

Bloody hell!!!! 53%.. no wonder my head spins, heart throbbing and body hot after drinking that.. ^&*%^%#$%@. Oh and that small little bottle is almost $100sgd.. Crazyyyyy.....

going to detox a little since coming home.. In china = smoke loads, drink lots.. Smoke loads, cos ppl will offer all the smokers a ciggy once anyone lights up. So at times, even before i finish the current ciggy, u will find another one flying towards your direction. Drinks lots, cos they just love drinking, not in moderation though, They just cant enjoy their alcohol. The Chinese cant stand seeing alcohol in their glasses, so they just have to drink it down, dragging poor ppl like me into their torture. And when there;s no more alcohol in the glasses, they just have to fill it up to the brim and repeat the same shit again... arrhhhhhhHHH..

Property and real estate talk always crop up during meals. They just cant help it. There;s a boom now and i think they deem someone owning properties as a status symbol there.. Who cares... The way they drink and smoke, i think they cant enjoy much of their achievements in their later part of their lives anyway.. heh....