HCWF challenge (Human & Cat Wrestling Federation)

First match-up of the Human & Cat Wrestling Federation will be Ariel Vs. The HAND.. ok, i am just bored today and decided to do someting different.. Ariel is my british shorthair and The Hand is my right hand........... haha

How deep is your love.............HOLE! haha

At last!!!! A dildo for the woman that get's me intrigued!!! Let;s stop the Apple bashing for a while and divert our attention to this product. Well it;s just a simple idea of printing measurements on your standard normal dildo and viola!!! Now u girls can tell how deep is your love hole!!! holy shit!!! hey, certain type of guys can have fun with this too and maybe reveal some revolution about both holes.. see which one is deeper? haha.

now no more thinking of why u arent sextifying your partner. No more questions about "is my dick too short, or is her hole too deep" or when your partner is complaining of pain and u think "is my dick too long or is her hole too shallow?" hahaha.. obviously i know the real reasons why partners arent sextify, but please just allow me the indulgence of writing some rubbish can?

the competition of who is deepest starts now!!!!!!!!!!!

rubbing more salt to Apple!

Now this is the LG Prada phone. Launching on march 22nd, about 3 months ahead of iPhone;s launch date in USA, and 9 months ahead of iPhone;s launch date in Asia.. So now the Koreans are copycats/leechers after china in having a dig at the iPhone's pie of the market? or in fact Apple is the copycats/leechers in this case? hmmmm...

good design for everyday use :) condom applicator

why didn;t anyone think of this sooner? Great for guys who fumbles while wearing condoms or for those who's penises just cant withstand an erection over the time taken to open the condom package, take out the condom, flip here and there to find the correct side to wear, then try to wear.. :P
http://www.dezeen.com/2007/03/02/condom-device-wins-most-beautiful-award

Who needs iphone?

who needs an iphone when u got this!? it;s made by Meizu, a chinese company that makes portable mp3 and multi-media players. I say this design is smiliar to the iphone, but i dun care if u say this is a rip-off or copy, but this company can make it smaller than the iphone, cheaper than iphone, just as nice as the iphone. This goes to show how much Apple had been trying to squeeze your hard-earned money from u everytime u decided to slurge on their expensive products. Anyway, both the iphone and meizu one will be on sale early next year, guess who will win? Apple of course, cos of all u posers out there!

Alert! Alert!

Couple spotted commiting the sin of Kalwat ( or close proximity). Syariah police please be on the alert. Please refer to pictures of Said couple below. If spotted, do not hestitate to inflict the punishment of stoning the "dirty" couple naked in the public.

P.s. If u believe what i am writing, u seriously need to get out of the cave.

Pics from Seoul, Korea

Hi ppl , some pics from my recent working trip to Seoul.

My private sanctuary, this is the courtyard where i smoked after my breakfast in the hotel every morning. It;s really very very tranquil and i have never seen anyone hanging around here, cos it;s cold..

Another pic of the courtyard.

Pic taken from the resturant which i had lunch often..

i liked this house very much!!!

taken from my hotel room. it;s snowing!!!!!!

Gun-nam area. Local architecture and life

Gun-nam, nice-looking resturant.

Taken from the office building in Seoul. U can see some areas with snow.

City scape as seen from my room.

Room service!!! this thing cost me $30 dollars!!!!

Pics from Isendon.. A place where there;s many arts and crafts for sale.. Nice place..

Last but not least, me me me..!!! (Due to privacy issue, identity of said-person has been protected) :)

invasion of the USB humping Dogs

These guys are back with a vengeance, and they brought their friends along.. See how they violate the USB hub....

social dilema?

please read the below post carefully :-

"GRIEF-STRICKEN relatives of a brain-dead man on Tuesday begged that his organs not be taken - and then got into a tussle with hospital staff when their request was rejected.
They were praying for a miracle, hoping that Mr Sim Tee Hua, 43, would awake from his coma.
But the crane operator was declared brain dead at 6.20pm on Monday - four days after he collapsed at work last Thursday.
The cause of death: a stroke, or brain haemorrhage.
When doctors at Singapore General Hospital (SGH) said on Monday that they were going to remove his organs, the family requested that they wait for 24 hours - and the doctors agreed.
After that time was up, the family asked for another 24 hours, but doctors felt that a delay would make the organs unusable for transplant and went ahead with the operation.
Under the Human Organ Transplant Act (Hota) amended in July 2004, kidneys, livers, hearts and corneas suitable for transplant can be removed from all Singaporeans and permanent residents upon their death - unless they have opted out. Muslims are exempted because of religious reasons.
Mr Sim had not opted out of the programme, so his family was powerless to stop his organs from being removed.
But they tried their best.
Lianhe Wanbao reported that around 20 members of Mr Sim's family intervened when his body was being wheeled into the operating theatre at about 10.15pm on Tuesday. His mother and five other relatives went down on their knees to beg doctors to delay the operation for one more day.
But when their request was denied, emotions ran high and the police were called. An aunt tried to bite a police officer in the arm.
Nine police officers and about 10 hospital security staff members were involved in the three-hour confrontation before the matter was resolved peacefully and doctors performed the operation.
Mr Sim's sister, Ms Shen Qiu Xia, 45, told Lianhe Wanbao: 'We were actually prepared to accept that he was dead if his condition did not get better by Wednesday night.
'Although he was brain-dead, his body was still warm and my mother said that she felt he would awake from the coma.' She added that he had no previous major illnesses and that he had planned to marry a girlfriend in her 30s from China's Hainan island.
A Health Ministry spokesman told The Straits Times yesterday: 'Where possible, doctors will accommodate a family's request for a grace period as death is usually a difficult time for them. However, the transplant team will have to balance this with the need to save the lives of organ failure patients.'
Brain death is defined as a complete and irreversible cessation of brain activity. When this happens, a person can be declared dead even if the heart continues to beat due to life support measures.
The kidneys taken from Mr Sim's body were given to two patients. One, a 55-year-old man, was on the transplant waiting list for about six years. The other is a 49-year-old man who had been waiting for almost eight years.
Mr Sim's corneas will be transplanted in the next few days.
Largely due to the amendments to Hota, the number of patients awaiting a kidney transplant dropped from 673 in 2003 to 605 in mid-2006.
In the two years to July 2006, at least 130 people have received transplants under the revised Act.
Anyone who does not want his organs to be taken after his death can register with the Ministry of Health. The opt-out form can be obtained from all public hospitals and polyclinics or from the Organ Donor Registry at SGH."

what are your thought about this article? humane or inhumane? well for your info, if u did not sign the OPT-OUT form for the organ removal thingy, u might end up like Mr Sim.. Our great government, made this scheme that, by default, u agreed to donate your organ in the case if u are dead, unless u sign the opt-out form. And i believe lots of ppl are ignorant of this scheme, u agree? I feel that it's like making use of ppl's ignorance or the "i-am-busy-i'll-sign-the-form-another-day" attitude.

Yes, to donate your organ to others when u are totally dead is fine, but in this case, that person is not dead yet, heart still beating, his just in a COMA.. He might even be aware of his surroundings even though he cant react to it.. Just imagine yourself in his case.

please ppl, the opt-out form is here (the 3rd PDF file)http://www.moh.gov.sg/corp/systems/organ/hota/forms.do
please do not procrastinate and fill it up if u are uncomfortable about having your organs removed even though u might not be dead yet. For me, i am sure very very uncomfortable with it..

Locals in Korea

Day 8 of my working trip. it;s been a few days since my last post.. Well i am still surviving, but still not enjoying a bit. Ok today i am goin to talk about locals in Korea, and i meant the Singaporean locals in Korea, or in short my fellow colleagues.. It;s not hard to notice ppl's quirks when u have to hang around them from morning till night at work. Lunch and dinner are with them. Breakfast is the onli meal i can stay away from them to have my own time alone, cos i chose to have it earlier than them. I went to Korea with 3 other colleagues, let;s call them A, B and C, just to give them some anonymity. :)

A is the manager-level guy of the group. Being more senior in age and position, he keeps himself away from all the lamenting from his fellow colleagues, including me. haha. When issues of sex were talked about(what else do u expect 4 lonely guys to talk about?), he will pretty much keep his comments to himself, but u can see the glimmer in his eyes how interested this topic is to him. haha..And i can see him trying hard to control his urge to visit a "girl" here. Well, he was given a namecard of some dubious services(in korean, dun understand, but it had a 100,000won priced service written in BOLD), which he showed to us days ago and he showed to us again just now It;s still in his pocket!!! ahha. Well he tries to stay optimistic when the project is almost down the drain, though u know his not feeling that way, cos as the project manager, his ass is on the line more than ours. To quote his favourite words, "Life goes on"

B is a tall guy, well his a malaysian, looks ok, but still unattached. Maybe what i am goin to write might be the reason behind it? yes, B talks loudly, very loudly. haha.. imagine being in a small eatery full of Koreans, and then this guy starts talking loudly, very loudly, in chinese, and yes, with the malaysian accent, and u know how awkward the situation is. I hate to stick out in a foreign country. i dunno about u, but i cannot take it lah.. haha

C is also malaysian, yah yah yah... But his accent is much worse than B. So i practically have to endure hours of malaysian chinese talk.. Maybe i might start to talk like that now without me realising it. If u hear any of that accent coming out of my mouth, please slap me.. Thank u very much, :) Anyway, the problem with C is not the accent, but his eating habits. he eats loudly!!!! 1 talks loudly, the other eats loudly.. phew... His those kind that dun close his mouth when he chews, and the resulting noise it creates, is unbearable. I can feel the angst in me growing everyday. But, as what i found out, there is always a cause and an effect, action vs. reaction. Cos last nite while we were having fried chicken for dinner at the small eatery(the one which B talks loudly in), i suddenly realised, because B talks so loudly, his voice drowns the eating sound of C. Amazing, i looked at his chewing mouth, yet i cant hear nothin! hahaha

anyway, we were joined by 2 fellow colleagues in office today, D and E. D is interesting as of now, and he was suggesting we go ski-ing this weekend. We shall see. E will be goin back to singapore (envy envy) tomorrow and he really needs a lip moisturiser badly. His been licking his lips the whole day (due to the dry weather) and it;s really looking like 2 pieces of taiwanese sausages by now.

Ok that;s all for now and it;s 12.06am here!!! dammit, personal time flies!!!

self-reliance in Seoul, Korea.

Am sure some of you have known, i am in Seoul, Korea for work these few days... Yes, i;s cold down here, with the occasional light snowing. Even though i have a pretty high threshold for cold, it;s still very chilly for me, especially at night. Anyway, with the late working hours, i can only walk(shivering) on the streets at night looking for a late dinner.

it;s Saturday, not much work, and the rest of my colleagues were out sight-seeing. I opt to stay in hotel. Was having a bad headache just now, guess the late working hours is bad for health. heh.. imagine returning to your hotel room only at 11plus am everynight. Anyway, there;s a difference between a business trip and a holiday. The mood is just not there to go out and have fun. Furthermore, the project is in jeopardy and i might just return back home tomorrow instead of Tuesday as planned..

Who says Korean food is nice? Come try the food i have been eating and u will agree with me it;s not. Cos i am in the client;s office, i eat my meals in the staff canteens, as with all other Koreans. I tell u, choice is not a luxury there. 3 dishes, 1 soup and rice is your only choice. there is no choice for u to choose, just take the tray, metal spoon, metal chopsticks(i hate), Q up, take the food which was dispensed to you by the kitchen staffs, sit down, finish the food, clear the plates yourself, and grab a cup of weird Korean tea(i think). Food in the army is way much better! Some of the dish is extra spicy i tell u, even my Korean colleagues said so. Buay tahan.

I noticed, all the Korean workers will finish all the food which they take, Men and Women alike. Seems like they are not a bunch of wasteful lot. And yes, i dun like kimchi and all the pickled vegetables served everytime. Dishes containing any meat is quite scarce in the staff canteens. Maybe it;s cheaper or maybe it;s the way of life of the Koreans. They seemed to prefer vege? Guess maybe it's due to the fact that that they were at war 30 odd years ago and somehow, what they eat during those hard times had become a way of life for them now.

I noticed also, you can hardly find any foreign workers here. In singapore, there;s always FTs (foreign talents) in almost every occupation, some more some less. Down here, from executives to your humble plate cleaners are Koreans. i believe Singapore is a unique case where we think that we are too good for certain jobs that we need foreign talents/foreign labourers to help us achieve efficiency in our society? What if 1 day, they are all gone? Maybe their salary in their country gets much better and the idea of going overseas to work for a living is not feasible to them anymore. Who will we rely on to clean up our mess everywhere? Who will build our houses for us to live in? Dun we have to rely on ourselves again, like we used to do ourselves many years ago? Dun worry, it will not happen, because there;s always the rich and the poor in the world. the rich will always gets to enjoy the hardship of the poor who slogs so much more for a meagre some of money.

Will post pics of this place soon. :) have a sunny day in Singapore.. It;s gloomy here..:)

BKK trip part 2

Next hotel i stayed is at the Luxx boutique hotel.. Price was a little on the high side, but the breakfast-on-bed(pic below) makes up for it and yes, the wooden bath-tub too. heh.

Interior of room #1 Open bathroom concept!! up to your imagination :P Interior of room #2 close-up view of bath-tub. It is more comfortable than it looks. And no, it is not 100% leak-proof. but it;s spacious!!

Interior of room #3 i admit, i like wash-basin designs.

Outside of room interesting way of showing the room number. The metal piece(with number cut out of it) was installed perpendicular to the wall. Using lighting from above, the metal piece will cast a shadow on the wall.

Breakfast on bed!!! The night before, the receptionist will pass u a piece of paper to fill up. U will tick the food which u would like to have for breakfast the next morning on your bed at your specified time. The breakfast list is quite a lot, so u confirm will not finish if u tick everything.

Grilled prawns!!! okok, not included in hotel. We went to our favourite river side restaurant and ordered this.. Nice and succulent.. yummy!!!

BKK trip part 1

Since i have some time, i'll post some pics of the hotel which i stayed in during my recent trip to BKK, and yes i am still in korea and it just snowed!!!! These are some pics of the Shanghai Inn, located in Yaowarat (chinatown). Pretty difficult to find this hotel because it;s located at the 4th floor of a seemingly ambiguous building in chinatown (almost all the buildings there looked alike).

Interior of room #1 Colourful ain;t it? Interior of room #2 I like the red wardrobe..:)Interior of room #3 Lantern fetish

Interior of room #4 and where can i buy this wash basin? i like!!Hotel lobby area #1 Hotel lobby area #2 more lantern fetish
walk-way to rooms

Quote of the day #3

"When my gf touch my hair, my dick stand, now when my wife touch my dick my hair stand!"

U got POrk? I want POrk

i feel bad posting this, but no matter how politically correct or racially correct, u just cant stop laughing.. Now i know they can really shout and scream.. feels hungry after hearing the clip.. enjoy ah........... ohhh.. the photos i promised after my trip, have to wait, am back and am gone again tomorrow..%$*&%#$@^.. Heading to Seoul, Korea, and no, not for fun or leisure.. For work and suffering, and i dun even have winter clothings!!! Gotta force myself to go shopping tonite.. Dang!!!!!!!!

Goin for a short break

No updates for the next few days, but i promise will post some nice pics when i am back. People, please behave while i am away ok? Take care and have a nice weekend...

BTW, go watch borat if u haven't......................................................................

"I swallow"

I found it!!!!!!!!!!!!! whahahahaha!!!! The infamous advert that is so funny it makes me sick.. Now she must be crying foul over the big hoo-haa this advert had everyone sniggering and laughing. She must be thinking, "Is there any better word to describe the action of inducing substances, than the simple word called "swallow"?

Just for info, swallow means :-
verb (used with object)
to take into the stomach by drawing through the throat and esophagus with a voluntary muscular action, as food, drink, or other substances.


Anyway, this goes to show the level of understanding she has over our first language (slang included) or should we blame the scriptwriter for being linguistically retarded? If zoe doesn't know what the slang word means for "swallow", i wonder what she will she tells her hubby when she wants to do the action of "inducing a phallic object called the penis with the intend of creating an artifical climatic orgasm called masterbation/blow job". hahaha...

Now i wonder if her hubby had abstained from any future oral services from her, cos whenever she does that, his mind will be filled with millions of singaporeans sniggering and laughing. Now, close your eyes and try to fathom the atmosphere of the scene.... Shame on u!!!!!!!!

Funny parody

This is an interesting parody i read.. if u still dunno what the poster in this forum is referring to, u are really uncaring about your own country. heh.

Today lunch time i order chicken rice, this stall owner is so good.
Normally his chicken rice is $2.50 per plate. He subsidized me $0.50 from the market rate and charge me only $2.00.
Next time must patronise more since the stall owner is such a caring person.
He also ask me to vote him as best chicken rice every 5 year if i want to continue to enjoy the subsidy. He will give out free chicken rice before the voting. If he wins the award, there might be some Adjustment to the pricing but dont worry, you will still be subsidized.http://forums.delphiforums.com/sammyboymod/messages?msg=129745.1

Definition of electronica (PROGRESSIVE HOUSE)

well this is the type of music that were fed to clubber at zouk week in week out..:) i likeeeeeee

What is Progressive & Tribal?THE PROGRESSIVE HOUSE SOUND: The music itself consisted of the 4-to-4 beat of house music allied to deeper, dub-influenced basslines and a more melancholic, emotional edge. Often, the ethereal "swirly" textures of early trance could be heard in the mix, and various other elements from across the electronic spectrum. "Song of Life", for instance, has a trip-hop like down-pitched breakbeat and a high-energy Roland TB-303 riff at various stages.
THE HISTORY: Progressive house has its origins in Britain in the early 1990s. DJs - particularly Sasha and the then-unknown John Digweed - were instrumental in pushing the sound in its early days.
The centre-of-gravity of the sound, so to speak, has shifted over the years. After the release of Brian Transeau's (aka BT) debut album "Ima", for instance, the bulk of the style's records were in a more ethereal, melodic style. (That record was also an enormous influence on the nascent progressive trance sound.) Then, as trance became more and more popular and melodic, prog darkened and acted as a deliberately underground counterpoint, merging with tribal house to produce many very minimal percussive tracks as this decade kicked off (this also marked the return to the sound of Sasha and Digweed, who had picked up and popularised the progressive trance sound in the interim).
Since 2005, progressive house has largely taken a back-seat in the dance music world, with most of the scene's major DJs playing electro- and tech-house and minimal instead. http://www.mosdownload.com/genre.php?action=read&g=5

Quote of the day #3

It is not what life maketh of u but what u maketh of life.