The order of things

This morning as i make my way to the mrt as usual, i saw the regular stray cat playing with something 4 legged with a long tail. Yup, it;s a dead mouse.. This is the second time i saw her playing with her catch.. Good girl.. There;s actually cats around that still catched mice and rats. After i walked pass, i saw this mother(too old and not pretty) with her young daughter(too young and not pretty) walking towards the direction of the cat.

Woman let out a scream and quickly led her daughter away on another detour which is pretty inconvenient for them. I mean, how scary can a cat playing with a deal mouse be? did she not encounter worse things if she is born in the 60s to 70s? Is life so good now that she had been sanitised and cannot take anything dirty? She should not instill fear in her young daughter that a cat playing with a mouse she caught is bad. This is the order of things. Cats are the natural predator of mice and rats and they do that to help control vermin infestations. Just like chinese eat rice, u go toilet to bathe, shit and pee and Men have sex with Women.... or issit men have sex with men and women needs to prove that they dun need dicks to satisfy them and start to finger one another to heaven? i am confused...

So next time u see a cat killing a mouse, give the cat a pat, cos it is following the order of things.. give a kick to the nuts of anyone that are not following the nature of things.. hahaha...

Why Blog?

I just totally lost the interest in telling what i think and feel to people by blogging. Nothing to say and nothing to make fun of.. Take care people...:) i may be back one day...

New job

Start new job, new chapter, more workload, cant msn in office, more busy, work late, time flies, 8 hours work-time not enough, nothing to blog...

How Men thinks

1. When I was born, I got a choice : A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence : It is nature's way of saying " No hard feelings "

5. There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men :" don't " and " stop ", unless they are used together.

6. Panties is not the best thing on earth,
but it's next to best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri-weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with The Hole and she was happy with The Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't !

16. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party
and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.

17. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

18. Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus,
it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

19. Despite the old saying : " Don't take your troubles to bed ", many men still sleep with their wives.

chennai is next

Another business trip... This time is to Chennai (known formerly as Madras), India... My last days of work (next friday) and they still wouldn;t let me off.. Well, at least it's a new place and new country... If not for this trip, i would not know when will i ever give India a visit.. So well, tonite i will be on the plane there...

excerpts from the lonely planet website :- Chennai has neither the cosmopolitan, prosperous air of Mumbai (Bombay), the optimistic buzz of Bengaluru (Bangalore) or the historical drama of Delhi. It's muggy, terribly polluted, hot as hell and difficult to get around. Traditional tourist attractions are few. Even the movie stars are, as one Chennaiker put it, 'not that hot'.
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/worldguide/india/chennai/

A word of advise from a close friend.. Go there with an open mind. Expect nothing cos expectations will only disappoint. Do not feel pissed off by the ppl's actions there, cos they are not as well-to-do as us.

So well, i will try to take as many pics as i can, if i have the time.. It;s a work trip!!!!

what is left for us?

just saw the news... The Indonesian court has turned dun the appeal of Temasek Holding's monopoly on the 2 biggest telecom companies there. This verdict will definitely be a big lost-making endeavor Temasek which inevitably will affect us Singaporeans somehow. Remember the Thaksin's telecom sales to Temasek saga???

Oh then "someone" is in Libya to forge better business relationships. The news said that Libya provides free health care and other free benefits for her citizens. Best one, when a couple marry, the country will give the couple free housing equivalent to our 3-room flats.. POWER!!! why dun we have such things? I am sure it will help increase the birthrates (which the government is so strongly trying to encourage) by dangling a big carrot for marriage. More married couples fucking, more chances of babies instead of wasting sperm by spraying into condoms.

i am sure our gross national earnings cant be much lower than libya that we cannot afford such perks to the citizens rite? Everything we need have to be paid, even health care(although we have medishield), dun come cheap and still comes from our own pockets. What did we benefit from the country in turn for our role in nation building? A safe and corrupt-free place to live in? Is that enough? What can the government do to keep her citizens happy and satisfied without quitting the country at the slightest chance available? Do we have to just keep on working for our 3 meals and a good life for ourselves and families just so that we can stay in this place and not reap the full rewards of what we had sowed for the country? hmmmmm....

Shure Se530

my new toy just arrived..:) yah yah it might just seemed like a simple pair of earphones to most ppl who dun care what they listen to as long as there's sound comin out from their earphones. Well normal earphones just have 1 sound driver, this one got 3!!! Less is more, more is better. 1 is good, 2 is better, in this case 3 is bestest la.. :) it's so noise isolating, i cant hear all the talkative school kids, aunties, ah nehs, ah chek on the mrt anymore... Just me and my Shure. heh...

Ok they dun come cheap, but cheap things normally dun come good. And anyway, u cannot put a price tag on sound, just as u cant put a price tag on the orgasm u last had. heh..

Heatwave!

Whao lao... Is God trying to burn us alive? The weather, is just plain heat these few days... Add to that, the air conditioning is not working at my office... very stuffy!!! i can feel sweat trickling down my ass crack leh.... hahaha...

Took an mrt train that has no air conditioning today. My ride to hell. It;s really a tough choice deciding whether to go out and wait for another train or stay put and suffer God's wreath. The reason is cos i have found a seat and it;s damn rare nowadays to get a seat in the train. Oh, the reason there was no air conditioning was cos the stupid train driver forgotten to switch it on, cos when the train reached raffles, the air con started working. God damn him!!! oven!!!!!!!!! Oh and someone farted when air con is down.....

Please God, if u wanna kill us, do it in a more kind and forgiving way.. Dun burn us alive.........

pick your real estates

Nice isn't it? being uniquely unusual is one thing, but this comes with elegance and simplicity in a chaotic kind of way is refreshing. I like the concept too.. Sunlight can be shone onto more areas due to the way the building was designed to offset the various irregular shaped floors. This design also allows more open terrance in this way. I like...

take your time to browse thru the rest of the real estates, certainly beats our pigeon-hole design anytime.. http://www.pointclickhome.com/image/tid/3608?page=0&ad=0

u think i got nothing better to do?

I am on half day work today. Had to report back to camp in the afternoon for some activity which i had no idea what until i was there. And guess what. The army activated a whole battalion of working adults just for this F$%king task. I'll get to what we have to do later on. Now just for your knowledge if u have no idea how many ppl are in a battalion.

7 soldiers = 1 section
4 sections = 1 platoon (have to include 1 platoon seargeant)
3-4 platoons = 1 company (have to include 1 officer commanding, 4 platoon commanders, a few runners, storemens, a few medics)
4-6 companies = 1 battalion

That;s a lot of ppl-who-got-much-better-things-to-do-then-to-get-involve-in-your-silly-games. Ok now comes the part where i tell u why i have to report to camp. Drum roll........................ We are back in camp to listen to young freaking NS punks telling us how to exercise well so that we can pass our annual IPPT. They are supposed to teach us how we can keep ourselves physically fit during our daily normal routine lives!!!!! Ok the reason is because the passing rate of IPPT for our unit is like 41-43%. What do u expect from a unit with lots of ppl who are certified not physically fit to take the test? Add to that uncles from age ranging from 30 to late 30s??? So today;s session is to make us more aware that it is our duty to pass the IPPT, so that the top brass can show a nice report card to the next top brass above him...

And to cap off the session, we have to jog 1 big round around the camp before we go home............ Speechless!!!!!!!! Best part, just when all of us are about to start the jog, the mother-of-all-rain came pouring down.. Blessing in disguise... So u see, hundreds of people are activated for half a day to be involved in doing something sooo mundane, even worse than my own mundane daily life. Oh, and i guess the money comes from tax payers' for this activation. YAy!!!! i paid myself to be activated.. hahaha... I LOVE u SAF!!!!

No need to Q, we first time eat Burger King

Tonite the Singapore soccer team will be goin against the Lebanese team for some world cup qualifier match.. I sincerely wished we can trash the shit out of them. Not that i am feeling patriotic, but it reminds me of an incident that happened.

I was at the bangkok airport few months ago. had checked in and was hanging around the duty free area when i decided to have a meal at burger King. As per normal human beings, i waited in line for my turn to order, around me were a few caucasians waiting for their turn too. Then out of nowhere, a bunch of blokes(around 10 of them) came into burger King and straight went into the first line of the Q, and started ordering. WTF?!?! They seemed oblivious that there are queues present at the counters. Those shitheads were wearing soccer jerseys and jackets, and have the freaking "Lebanon" word printed on them. Dun they have a queueing system back at home? or is what they were doin normal back there?

Why i did not do anything? Because those pieces of turds are at least 1.8m tall, and anything above 1.6m is considered taller than me. heh.. And mind u, they were like 10 of them.. Even the caucasions there never did anything. They just stared at one another, and also at me with the bewildered/disbelief/pissed off face.

So i hoped the lumpy crap tonite will get shit thrown at them at the National stadium.. Please tune in the channel 5 for the "live" telecast at 7.25pm to see singapore play against pieces of shit. Ole ole ole oleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............

Update: as u can see, ppl who cant queue for nuts cant win a soccer game... final score singapore 2 lebanon 0

Patissier J's muffins

Muffins for order and sale.. just helping a friend...:)

http://www.patissierj.com/2008/03/ptissier-js.html

New and improved formula!!!!!!!!

Who is she?

She's warm and cuddly to the touch, well-kept hairs, big round eyes, button nose, purrs softly, forever faithful, pink tongue and have 7 nipples!!!!!!!!! hahah.. Actually supposed to have 8, but i cant find the elusive 8th, maybe she was borned without it.

She;s Ariel...

KunShan trip

hello ppl... Kunshan work trip was OOOOOOk... did not do much sightseeing, cos i had been working till like 1am earliest for the whole trip.. New problems kept surfacing when we managed to solve the previous ones. dammit... One of the nites, it was 3am! We finished work at that dreaded time of the morning, running in the cold streets to find a place for supper. And nothing beats the feeling of slurping hot mutton stew noodles to warm up the stomache. Heh..

Well not much pics but below is one that i took from my hotel room. See those stretch of nice houses!!! It sure look much better than those we have in singapore, at a fraction of the price we have to fork out. Hmmmm, should i say their living standards are much higher than ours? Crappy Sinkapore.... We are all goin to hell if we continue to stay here in our pigeon holes...

Evolution of nintendo heroes

kunshan here i come!!!

will be away tomorrow till Friday.. Goin to kunshan, yet another city in china i have never been. Work of course, and great time to get away from the freakingly hot weather here these few days. Goin to chill my as over there. Stay tuned!!!!

The religion of Bras

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose."

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... "

The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang! {DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

20 seconds of fame

okokNow now, give me the opportunity to do some self-marketing/boasting/showing off.. Heh.. Just had an interview with a design site featured on their webpage. Heh.. It was a long time comin and i was almost giving up the idea that they will ever feature my interview. I thought they might have contacted a few designers for the interview and only feature the best one. Earlier on, there was an article where they featured 4 designers from singapore and i thought that my interview will be used for that article. Of course mine wasn't inside, so was kinda disappointed. Then yesterday i was just checking out that site again and phauarrrrrrrrrrrr, they dedicated a full page to me, myself and I. hahaa... was really surpised.

Anyway, taxi design network is a singapore design site, focusing more on graphics design. I think i am the first product designer to be featured and i hoped to see more to come. Actually not much ppl knows about them but a little exposure is still better than no exposure at all.. the layout of my interview page was kinda messy, that;s because of the images i gave them. If i known earlier, i would have given all my images with my products in white background. Well, i never expect that my images would turn out this messy. sigh :)

Anyway, full article at
http://www.designtaxi.com/features.jsp?id=100087

valentine's day

valentine's day, good for girls. bad for men.... Agree?? i do!!! Because it's a day that the females presume that the guys should do all the planning/surprises, foot the bills and do all things nice. That;s a lot to do and all we presume and expect is that at the end of the night, we get to F%$K the shit out of the girls!!! I mean, this is so unfair, since the girls still get to enjoy the f$%king part too!!!

All a girl do on this day is wait in the office, for flowers(way overpriced during this period) to arrive, and if it arrives, good, if not, black face but still not explode yet, because the guy still got his chance to redeem himself over dinner date with a bunch of flowers. Dinner, a nice one. Gotta book early beforehand, or waste time queueing up and suffer the wrath of the girl, because she will accuss u for not planning beforehand.

i know there are many other ways to celebrate this day, the ab0ve is just an example. No matter how the date for this day is planned, it;s still done by the guys most of the time. Damn lucky girls, lucky that they have holes. whahahahah

I am sooooooo shallow to say all these things. heh..The truth is that valentine's day is the day to show appreciation for the love the other party gaved to you. It;s about unconditional love, the joy of giving and spending your time/life with that special someone. Happy valentine's day everyone!!!

zoom zoom zoom!!!

In anticipation for the upcoming first Formula 1 grand prix that is to be held in Singapore soon, i present to you The Formula 1 grand prix - Goldfish Edition!!!!. Now u can have the best view/seat anywhere u like, in the comfort of your own house. Hell, u can even start your own F1 goldfish team!!!