reflections are just thoughts if u do nothing

The order of things

2008-10-16T11:30:00.002+08:00

This morning as i make my way to the mrt as usual, i saw the regular stray cat playing with something 4 legged with a long tail. Yup, it;s a dead mouse.. This is the second time i saw her playing with her catch.. Good girl.. There;s actually cats around that still catched mice and rats. After i walked pass, i saw this mother(too old and not pretty) with her young daughter(too young and not pretty) walking towards the direction of the cat.

Woman let out a scream and quickly led her daughter away on another detour which is pretty inconvenient for them. I mean, how scary can a cat playing with a deal mouse be? did she not encounter worse things if she is born in the 60s to 70s? Is life so good now that she had been sanitised and cannot take anything dirty? She should not instill fear in her young daughter that a cat playing with a mouse she caught is bad. This is the order of things. Cats are the natural predator of mice and rats and they do that to help control vermin infestations. Just like chinese eat rice, u go toilet to bathe, shit and pee and Men have sex with Women.... or issit men have sex with men and women needs to prove that they dun need dicks to satisfy them and start to finger one another to heaven? i am confused...

So next time u see a cat killing a mouse, give the cat a pat, cos it is following the order of things.. give a kick to the nuts of anyone that are not following the nature of things.. hahaha...

Why Blog?

2008-10-05T23:59:00.002+08:00

I just totally lost the interest in telling what i think and feel to people by blogging. Nothing to say and nothing to make fun of.. Take care people...:) i may be back one day...

New job

2008-06-04T23:57:00.002+08:00

Start new job, new chapter, more workload, cant msn in office, more busy, work late, time flies, 8 hours work-time not enough, nothing to blog...

How Men thinks

2008-05-22T10:21:00.001+08:00

1. When I was born, I got a choice : A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence : It is nature's way of saying " No hard feelings "

5. There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men :" don't " and " stop ", unless they are used together.

6. Panties is not the best thing on earth,
but it's next to best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri-weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with The Hole and she was happy with The Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't !

16. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party
and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.

17. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

18. Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus,
it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

19. Despite the old saying : " Don't take your troubles to bed ", many men still sleep with their wives.

chennai is next

2008-05-13T09:55:00.002+08:00

Another business trip... This time is to Chennai (known formerly as Madras), India... My last days of work (next friday) and they still wouldn;t let me off.. Well, at least it's a new place and new country... If not for this trip, i would not know when will i ever give India a visit.. So well, tonite i will be on the plane there...

excerpts from the lonely planet website :- Chennai has neither the cosmopolitan, prosperous air of Mumbai (Bombay), the optimistic buzz of Bengaluru (Bangalore) or the historical drama of Delhi. It's muggy, terribly polluted, hot as hell and difficult to get around. Traditional tourist attractions are few. Even the movie stars are, as one Chennaiker put it, 'not that hot'.
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/worldguide/india/chennai/

A word of advise from a close friend.. Go there with an open mind. Expect nothing cos expectations will only disappoint. Do not feel pissed off by the ppl's actions there, cos they are not as well-to-do as us.

So well, i will try to take as many pics as i can, if i have the time.. It;s a work trip!!!!

what is left for us?

2008-05-09T21:35:00.003+08:00

just saw the news... The Indonesian court has turned dun the appeal of Temasek Holding's monopoly on the 2 biggest telecom companies there. This verdict will definitely be a big lost-making endeavor Temasek which inevitably will affect us Singaporeans somehow. Remember the Thaksin's telecom sales to Temasek saga???

Oh then "someone" is in Libya to forge better business relationships. The news said that Libya provides free health care and other free benefits for her citizens. Best one, when a couple marry, the country will give the couple free housing equivalent to our 3-room flats.. POWER!!! why dun we have such things? I am sure it will help increase the birthrates (which the government is so strongly trying to encourage) by dangling a big carrot for marriage. More married couples fucking, more chances of babies instead of wasting sperm by spraying into condoms.

i am sure our gross national earnings cant be much lower than libya that we cannot afford such perks to the citizens rite? Everything we need have to be paid, even health care(although we have medishield), dun come cheap and still comes from our own pockets. What did we benefit from the country in turn for our role in nation building? A safe and corrupt-free place to live in? Is that enough? What can the government do to keep her citizens happy and satisfied without quitting the country at the slightest chance available? Do we have to just keep on working for our 3 meals and a good life for ourselves and families just so that we can stay in this place and not reap the full rewards of what we had sowed for the country? hmmmmm....

Shure Se530

2008-05-04T16:06:00.002+08:00

my new toy just arrived..:) yah yah it might just seemed like a simple pair of earphones to most ppl who dun care what they listen to as long as there's sound comin out from their earphones. Well normal earphones just have 1 sound driver, this one got 3!!! Less is more, more is better. 1 is good, 2 is better, in this case 3 is bestest la.. :) it's so noise isolating, i cant hear all the talkative school kids, aunties, ah nehs, ah chek on the mrt anymore... Just me and my Shure. heh...

Ok they dun come cheap, but cheap things normally dun come good. And anyway, u cannot put a price tag on sound, just as u cant put a price tag on the orgasm u last had. heh..

Heatwave!

2008-05-02T14:55:00.003+08:00

Whao lao... Is God trying to burn us alive? The weather, is just plain heat these few days... Add to that, the air conditioning is not working at my office... very stuffy!!! i can feel sweat trickling down my ass crack leh.... hahaha...

Took an mrt train that has no air conditioning today. My ride to hell. It;s really a tough choice deciding whether to go out and wait for another train or stay put and suffer God's wreath. The reason is cos i have found a seat and it;s damn rare nowadays to get a seat in the train. Oh, the reason there was no air conditioning was cos the stupid train driver forgotten to switch it on, cos when the train reached raffles, the air con started working. God damn him!!! oven!!!!!!!!! Oh and someone farted when air con is down.....

Please God, if u wanna kill us, do it in a more kind and forgiving way.. Dun burn us alive.........

pick your real estates

2008-04-11T09:20:00.002+08:00

Nice isn't it? being uniquely unusual is one thing, but this comes with elegance and simplicity in a chaotic kind of way is refreshing. I like the concept too.. Sunlight can be shone onto more areas due to the way the building was designed to offset the various irregular shaped floors. This design also allows more open terrance in this way. I like...

take your time to browse thru the rest of the real estates, certainly beats our pigeon-hole design anytime.. http://www.pointclickhome.com/image/tid/3608?page=0&ad=0

u think i got nothing better to do?

2008-04-03T21:31:00.005+08:00

I am on half day work today. Had to report back to camp in the afternoon for some activity which i had no idea what until i was there. And guess what. The army activated a whole battalion of working adults just for this F$%king task. I'll get to what we have to do later on. Now just for your knowledge if u have no idea how many ppl are in a battalion.

7 soldiers = 1 section
4 sections = 1 platoon (have to include 1 platoon seargeant)
3-4 platoons = 1 company (have to include 1 officer commanding, 4 platoon commanders, a few runners, storemens, a few medics)
4-6 companies = 1 battalion

That;s a lot of ppl-who-got-much-better-things-to-do-then-to-get-involve-in-your-silly-games. Ok now comes the part where i tell u why i have to report to camp. Drum roll........................ We are back in camp to listen to young freaking NS punks telling us how to exercise well so that we can pass our annual IPPT. They are supposed to teach us how we can keep ourselves physically fit during our daily normal routine lives!!!!! Ok the reason is because the passing rate of IPPT for our unit is like 41-43%. What do u expect from a unit with lots of ppl who are certified not physically fit to take the test? Add to that uncles from age ranging from 30 to late 30s??? So today;s session is to make us more aware that it is our duty to pass the IPPT, so that the top brass can show a nice report card to the next top brass above him...

And to cap off the session, we have to jog 1 big round around the camp before we go home............ Speechless!!!!!!!! Best part, just when all of us are about to start the jog, the mother-of-all-rain came pouring down.. Blessing in disguise... So u see, hundreds of people are activated for half a day to be involved in doing something sooo mundane, even worse than my own mundane daily life. Oh, and i guess the money comes from tax payers' for this activation. YAy!!!! i paid myself to be activated.. hahaha... I LOVE u SAF!!!!

No need to Q, we first time eat Burger King

2008-03-26T11:16:00.003+08:00

Tonite the Singapore soccer team will be goin against the Lebanese team for some world cup qualifier match.. I sincerely wished we can trash the shit out of them. Not that i am feeling patriotic, but it reminds me of an incident that happened.

I was at the bangkok airport few months ago. had checked in and was hanging around the duty free area when i decided to have a meal at burger King. As per normal human beings, i waited in line for my turn to order, around me were a few caucasians waiting for their turn too. Then out of nowhere, a bunch of blokes(around 10 of them) came into burger King and straight went into the first line of the Q, and started ordering. WTF?!?! They seemed oblivious that there are queues present at the counters. Those shitheads were wearing soccer jerseys and jackets, and have the freaking "Lebanon" word printed on them. Dun they have a queueing system back at home? or is what they were doin normal back there?

Why i did not do anything? Because those pieces of turds are at least 1.8m tall, and anything above 1.6m is considered taller than me. heh.. And mind u, they were like 10 of them.. Even the caucasions there never did anything. They just stared at one another, and also at me with the bewildered/disbelief/pissed off face.

So i hoped the lumpy crap tonite will get shit thrown at them at the National stadium.. Please tune in the channel 5 for the "live" telecast at 7.25pm to see singapore play against pieces of shit. Ole ole ole oleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............

Update: as u can see, ppl who cant queue for nuts cant win a soccer game... final score singapore 2 lebanon 0

Patissier J's muffins

2008-03-22T16:18:00.006+08:00

Muffins for order and sale.. just helping a friend...:)

http://www.patissierj.com/2008/03/ptissier-js.html

New and improved formula!!!!!!!!

Who is she?

2008-03-07T11:13:00.005+08:00

She's warm and cuddly to the touch, well-kept hairs, big round eyes, button nose, purrs softly, forever faithful, pink tongue and have 7 nipples!!!!!!!!! hahah.. Actually supposed to have 8, but i cant find the elusive 8th, maybe she was borned without it.

She;s Ariel...

KunShan trip

2008-03-07T11:02:00.003+08:00

hello ppl... Kunshan work trip was OOOOOOk... did not do much sightseeing, cos i had been working till like 1am earliest for the whole trip.. New problems kept surfacing when we managed to solve the previous ones. dammit... One of the nites, it was 3am! We finished work at that dreaded time of the morning, running in the cold streets to find a place for supper. And nothing beats the feeling of slurping hot mutton stew noodles to warm up the stomache. Heh..

Well not much pics but below is one that i took from my hotel room. See those stretch of nice houses!!! It sure look much better than those we have in singapore, at a fraction of the price we have to fork out. Hmmmm, should i say their living standards are much higher than ours? Crappy Sinkapore.... We are all goin to hell if we continue to stay here in our pigeon holes...

Evolution of nintendo heroes

2008-03-07T10:57:00.001+08:00

kunshan here i come!!!

2008-02-25T20:05:00.002+08:00

will be away tomorrow till Friday.. Goin to kunshan, yet another city in china i have never been. Work of course, and great time to get away from the freakingly hot weather here these few days. Goin to chill my as over there. Stay tuned!!!!

The religion of Bras

2008-02-19T13:31:00.002+08:00

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose."

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... "

The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang! {DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

20 seconds of fame

2008-02-14T10:23:00.004+08:00

okokNow now, give me the opportunity to do some self-marketing/boasting/showing off.. Heh.. Just had an interview with a design site featured on their webpage. Heh.. It was a long time comin and i was almost giving up the idea that they will ever feature my interview. I thought they might have contacted a few designers for the interview and only feature the best one. Earlier on, there was an article where they featured 4 designers from singapore and i thought that my interview will be used for that article. Of course mine wasn't inside, so was kinda disappointed. Then yesterday i was just checking out that site again and phauarrrrrrrrrrrr, they dedicated a full page to me, myself and I. hahaa... was really surpised.

Anyway, taxi design network is a singapore design site, focusing more on graphics design. I think i am the first product designer to be featured and i hoped to see more to come. Actually not much ppl knows about them but a little exposure is still better than no exposure at all.. the layout of my interview page was kinda messy, that;s because of the images i gave them. If i known earlier, i would have given all my images with my products in white background. Well, i never expect that my images would turn out this messy. sigh :)

Anyway, full article at
http://www.designtaxi.com/features.jsp?id=100087

valentine's day

2008-02-14T10:10:00.005+08:00

valentine's day, good for girls. bad for men.... Agree?? i do!!! Because it's a day that the females presume that the guys should do all the planning/surprises, foot the bills and do all things nice. That;s a lot to do and all we presume and expect is that at the end of the night, we get to F%$K the shit out of the girls!!! I mean, this is so unfair, since the girls still get to enjoy the f$%king part too!!!

All a girl do on this day is wait in the office, for flowers(way overpriced during this period) to arrive, and if it arrives, good, if not, black face but still not explode yet, because the guy still got his chance to redeem himself over dinner date with a bunch of flowers. Dinner, a nice one. Gotta book early beforehand, or waste time queueing up and suffer the wrath of the girl, because she will accuss u for not planning beforehand.

i know there are many other ways to celebrate this day, the ab0ve is just an example. No matter how the date for this day is planned, it;s still done by the guys most of the time. Damn lucky girls, lucky that they have holes. whahahahah

I am sooooooo shallow to say all these things. heh..The truth is that valentine's day is the day to show appreciation for the love the other party gaved to you. It;s about unconditional love, the joy of giving and spending your time/life with that special someone. Happy valentine's day everyone!!!

zoom zoom zoom!!!

2008-02-14T09:55:00.003+08:00

In anticipation for the upcoming first Formula 1 grand prix that is to be held in Singapore soon, i present to you The Formula 1 grand prix - Goldfish Edition!!!!. Now u can have the best view/seat anywhere u like, in the comfort of your own house. Hell, u can even start your own F1 goldfish team!!!

unnecessarily travel...... huh???

2008-02-13T13:52:00.003+08:00

'But I'm not in favour of subsidising transport because then you will unnecessarily travel,' he said.

'In this way we impose on every individual the responsibility for his life,' he added.

Does the above first sentence make sense? Is there something wrong in the way it was written or phrased? I am not an expert in english but something sounds really wrong in "unnecessarily travel" Anyway, this sentence was spoken by some important person up at the top.. But ask you people, if your public transportation is subsidised, will u spend more money to travel unnecessarily because it will be cheaper? I dun think so. Ppl just want to get from Point A to B without any fuss and ASAP. Who in the right mind will purposely "unnecessarily travel" from A to B? Is "unnecessarily travel" the best reason he/she can give to the masses for not subsidising transportation?

Second sentence is very well said!! An individual should be responsible for his life, be it for himself, family, or country. So why prolonged our CPF monies!!!!!???? Just give the money back to us when we need it or deem fit and let us decide how we will use our retirement funds!!! Anyone read the new CPF structure that was just announced today? It was on the papers. Who is confused? I think everyone is confused. Is that a "if u cannot persuade them, confuse them!" tactic? Because seriously, i am literate, and i admit i do not understand how the structure actually works. Not everyone speaks politics in Singapore! How do they expect the masses to understand deh!!!!???

jedi Ginsu

2008-02-04T08:59:00.001+08:00

Remember the Ginsu Knife so popular during the sell-a-vision days? Now it;s making a comeback as the Jedi Ginsu Knife... Soooooo niffty...

Spot the sexist Lego man

2008-01-31T09:36:00.000+08:00

Can u spot the sexist Lego man? click on pic to enlarge.. Still cant? His standing at the right hand side middle...:)

She dun look too happy eh?

2008-01-24T22:41:00.000+08:00

Chiang Mai Part 2

2008-01-22T16:46:00.000+08:00

Nice cottage. For a moment, it doesn't even look like chiangmai. Feels more like some upcountry house in some temperate European country.

View of Chiangmai city on the way to Doi Suthep.

Huge water fountain at the top of the flower garden

H'mong Village

Ooooooo.. Marijuana leaves....

poppy flowers.. Was told that white and red ones are the more potent..

our 30 minutes "tourguide" She's the one sitting on the left. She just came up to us and offer to bring us around the village for a small fee which is to be decided by ourselves.

Front entrance of Doi Suthep. They said, if u did not go to Doi Suthep, u are considered never been to chiang mai.

seriously, i wished that guy did not pose for this picture. I am supposed to take a candid shot of him..

View of Chiangmai city from Doi Suthep

Lazing doggie on the temple ground

The main pagoda of Doi Suthep. It is believed the top contained the relic of Buddha, which is part of his skull bones.

view from a traditional thai resturant overlooking the river

have u seen the Apple Macbook Air?

2008-01-17T13:23:00.000+08:00

Just announced and launched 1 or 2 days go.. The industrial design of this laptop is amazing. Super sexy, super slim... But like slim and pretty models on the runway, they dun have much mammaries to talk about. So just like models, this laptop is equip with the bare essentials. No optical drive (external drive optional with extra cost), 1 USB port (external multi usb port can be added), and no Ethernet port (external Ethernet port optional with extra cost). Add to it a puny 80 GB 4500rpm hard disk(for the cheaper series), u got a fucking sexy piece of crap that is good enough for ppl who called themselves "lifestyle fashionista with a higher taste for nice things" (in my term, they are called poseurs), who loves to show off of they tech in cafes. Seriously, i think this laptop is good enough for internet surfing onli.. But i shall thank Apple for comin out with such a nice design, so that other companies will use this as a benchmark and create nice, if not better designs for their laptops.

Adventures in Mrt : Gold Digger

2008-01-17T12:55:00.000+08:00

Was on my way home the other day. Saw this seat that was empty, but my instinct tells me not to dump my tired ass on it. Reason being the train is pretty full with ppl standing around, so there;s prolly a reason why that seat was never taken. Then it dawned on me.............

Culprit was this national serviceman wearing the infantry number 3 uniform. For those who dunno what the number 3 uniform is, well it's the smarter uniform(short sleeved shirt, pants and black leather shoes) compared to the camouflage one that most ppl are wearing. He is one disgusting fellow!!! What was his crime? His a Digger of black coal. Throughout the time frame of at least 10 mrt stops, he was digging continuously on his nose. Out came the boogers, those very kneadable type, which he wasted no time in making them into balls. Then he will smear them onto his tissue, and continue the quest for the ultimate kneadable booger. Whao lao eh........................... After all the black coal had been dug and mined, he proceeded to dig for more precious materials in his ears.. @#$#^%%^&*... To top it off, he will check the grade of his precious materials using the smell method... I seriously hoped u are not eating your dinner when u are reading this.

To make matters worse, sitting 2 seats away from our gold digger are 2 early twenties Caucasian tourists. They did noticed the spectacle and was showing disgusted faces among themselves. I mean, our gold digger is really setting a very bad example of our Armed Forces(not that the image of out Armed Forces is very good to start with), by exhibiting such behaviours in public. I wondered what must be going on in their minds that time...

If you have no idea, and i would like to clarify, is that why some of us have to tough the shit out during national service while some have the great life of wearing nice uniforms is that most if not all of the latter either have mental or physical issues, which will be inadvisable to be doin strenous activities, not to say, to hold a rifle. Of course there's another group of ppl who actually keng/tuang/bluff/conned their way to get office jobs. I sure wished the lack of height was a physical disability leh, then i could be having office jobs, wearing smart uniform and joining the goin-home crowds on the mrt, just like gold digger. Oh, back to gold digger, i think his a little slow on the brain, from my observation of him, that explains his grotesque behaviour and nonchalance of the public to his actions.

Seriously, i think these ppl should be locked up in camp and not allowed to go home. haha.. I mean, they got an easy job, why should they be allowed to go home everyday at 5.30 while the rest of the guys slog and rough it out and only gets to sleep on their own beds once a week(saturday) only? Well life is unfair mah... Being slow and stupid has it's uses sometimes.

The Salads Club

2008-01-14T11:57:00.000+08:00

Let me draw your attention to this website.. it;s a collaboration between my mates and some other ppl. The character concepts comes from vegetables and fruits, hence the name, The Salads Club. On the drawing board are supposed to have some merchandise soon. Check out the website, very cool animations there and i see a good future in this...

http://www.thesaladsclub.com/

Adventures in MRT

2008-01-10T11:08:00.000+08:00

f i always have a lot to blog about my trips in the mrt.. Let's talk about this morning's trip to work.

As usual, got a seat... Was enjoying reading the papers, until my Discman(yes i am still very old skool) battery died on me.. Why do i love listening to music so much on my mrt trips? Partly because i like music, but largely also because, the music dampened out the hassle and bustle of the going-ons in the trains. PPl talking loudly to one another, shouting on the phone, handphone ringtones, the stupid announcements on the trains, etc etc. So normally when my battery died on me, i will still keep my earphones plugged into my ears, at least it still helps a little to keep the sound out.

Award for disgusting behaviour - This office lady beside, prolly having cold and flu, and she kept sucking in air through her nose, in an effort to stop the mucus from flowing out. Irritating leh... it;s not like soft kind, it;s so hard and loud, it sounded like the snort of a pig, and if i close my eyes, i would have believe it;s a guy sitting beside me.. She could do those really loud sound and the frequency is like once every 5 seconds.. So unbecoming of an immaculately dressed person. Heh... For God's sake, just take out a piece of tissue and blow all the crap and mucus away. Showing a little bit of ugliness once is better than having prolonged ones that last and last....

Award for worst dressed person - Directly standing facing me was this lady.. She looks like she is wearing the metal chain mill undergarment of a english knight. She wore a dress that covers from the top till her knee. This thing is in metallic silver and the fabric was made to resemble closely woven metal threads.. The dress ends at the knees with a frump.. To accessorise her "knightly" look, she carries a........................... yes!!! a metallic silver handbag. talk about matching outfits... this is not all.. Dress was layered with a knitted pink/purple cardigan... Her dressing really "clash of the titans" leh... Oh, what coloured phone she using? Yes a purple one.. whahahah.....

Award for most cheesy ringtone - As usual, the indian/bangala ringtones always gets the vote!

Award for best ringtone - The other lady sitting beside(not the snorting pig) me. Hers was of a kitten meowing. Very cute sound, bordering on sounding sad, that makes the user wanting to answer the call to end the poor meows of the kitten.

Award for loudest talker - Of course belongs to the usual uncle answering his mobile phone. I wondered why ppl have to shout at the phone, while they can control their voice when talking face to face with a person? Maybe it's because of the perceived distance of the other party that he is talking to on the phone, thinking that the louder he shouts, the clearer the other party will be able to hear him.

Oh and the other day, i was on the train home. It was the older version of the mrt where the seats are generally smaller and narrower than the new ones.. I hate those trains cos u will be damn unlucky when someone big sits beside u. That will really make u feel like a puny sardine in a can of tuna.... Then a thought came to my mind. To ensure the human race to be able to live for more millenniums to come, the only way is to get smaller. There;s a reason why there;s so little in the population whales and elephants compared to ants and insects. That;s because the earth cannot support too much big animals... that applies to homo sapiens, who just mutilply like viruses. Small animals consumes so much lesser, so there;s space for them to be found in great numbers. Oh i found a shop in the flea market in bangkok that sells their t-shirts in different prices in according to the sizes.. They should have more like that. I mean, why should i pay the same price for a t-shirt if i buy a Small size, compared to someone who buys a XXXL one? I use lesser cloth, of course i should pay lesser for the material cost!!!!

Oh dammit!!! my laptop concussed on me yesterday.. Now she is in hospital. I suspect hard-disk crash!!! and i really hoped the data inside is retrievable because i did not back-up all my photos!!!! boo hooo..........

Chiangmai 2007

2008-01-08T14:12:00.000+08:00

Long overdue pictures form my recent chiangmai trip! Well Chiangmai is a pretty laid-back place, so dun expect anything really as happenin as Bangkok, or maybe we just dunno where to go. Anyway, the weather is nice, air is soooooo damn fresh that the moment i reach Sukumvit in bangkok, i was actually choking... Ppl in chiangmai do things in a slower pace, so it needs a little getting used to it when being Singaporeans, we expert services to be fast and brisk. Well u just have to sit back and enjoy, take your time, be nice in a place like chiangmai.

Long-tailed moth

Swimming pool of Proud Pfah Resort

See the little swing attached to the huge tree?

One of the rooms in Proud Pfah Resort

Mist over the valley at dawn... Air is cold and fresh..

One of the waterfalls along the way up Doi Inthanon

see the rainbow! Was told by our guide that this is the favourite waterfall of the Queen

My favourite dog in Proud Pfah Resort. His seen wearing this "Adidog" t-shirt all the time..

Pig lazing in the sun at a White Karen village

rooster looking very sharp in White Karen village.

Another waterfall along the way

Looks like a christmas tree with cobwebs as decorations.

Highest peak of Thailand. Doi Inthanon

Pagoda, still under construction.

Lantern decorations at Tapas gate in Chiangmai City. Every sunday at nite this place will become the sunday market.. It;s huge!!!

One of the most satisfying meal i had in my trip.. Nice place, nice settings, nice food...

A sculpture at the Chiangmai university.

Mountains always surrounding u, no matter where u are in chiangmai.

lanterns lighted up at the tapas gate at nite, like a thai version of the christmas tree..

what ifs............

2008-01-03T13:09:00.000+08:00

What if mosquitoes can actually transmit Aids from biting one infected person to another?

That would be disastrous i would say. I think it will also seriously affect our fashion sense and how fashion will look like. I think ppl will rush to wrap/cover themselves all over, leaving no skin exposed. See who still dares to go out wearing tiny butt cheek baring shorts and skimpy tops anymore. Ppl like us who live in the tropical regions, if not die from mosquito transmitted Aids, will die of heat stoke.

What if u wake up one day and found that there's no more fossil fuels for u?

Cars will not move for sure. Countries like Singapore, who uses fuels to run generators for electricity will come to a stand-still. Great!, no need to work, then after a while, no money, and then ended up on the streets scrunching for food/rubbish. Sooner or later, it will happen, just have no idea how each and every country tackle this issue by investing on fuel source alternatives. On my recent trip to Shanghai, there was a shortage of diesel fuel, and i could see long queues at the petrol station. It;s a little scary, cos the queues are not short ones. Imagine that happens to petrol, how many ppl will be stuck for the whole day doin nothing, just to get petrol. That;s why i say, take the MRT.. Stop wasting petrol by driving to girls' house to pick them up for work, send them home, chauffeur them to dinners. They can make their way around small little Singapore themselves..:P Oh!!! and the bloody new taxi fare increase is crazy! i swear i will start taking the midnight buses again if i ever stayed out late.

What if the maximum life span of a typical homo sapien is 40 years?

Our dear gabermen kept telling us that our average life expectancy is getting longer and longer due to the fact that life is better now and medical care is adequet. But they also failed to mentioned that more and more ppl dies from cancer every year, not to say other malicious new diseases that appears (sars, avian flu). Sad truth is that there are still no cures for diseases like Aids and Cancer! if i can live till 40, that means i got like 9 more years to go!!! scary thought rite? What am i goin to do to live out my remaining 9 years so that i know i had a fulfilling life without regrets? I seriously cant answer this. What about u? To most of us, 40 years seemed too short to have a good life. But the average lifespan of a mouse/hamster is just over 2 years, isn't it worse? But well u can argue that their main aim in life is to eat and procreate. Well u cant fault them, if your average lifespan is 2 years like them, u will also just eat and procreate. There;s so little time for you to create the next generation, so there;s practically no time for other self-indulgences. Maybe that's a good thing also, cos ppl will have no time for hate and war......... Oh and did u notice the size of a male hamster's testicle in proportion to it's body? If humans live solely to procreate, we need balls that size.. refer to pic below. I am just glad i am not bred for procreate purposes..... haha.. I wouldn;t want to be seen lugging them around!

20 years lost, 2o years found!

2008-01-01T23:14:00.000+08:00

recently, i just found out the beauty of facebook. My primary school friends, whom i have lost contact since like 1988, found me on facebook. Incidentally, they set up a alumni group in facebook and one of the managed to find me thru a common friend. let;s see, there were 43 of us in that class last time, now, 11 of us managed to be found on facebook. so that left 32 more old friends to be found! And incidentally, one of them still keep the class contact list, which is lying dormant for like 20 years. Haha.. I know the contacts might be outdated all these years, but at least it;s a starting point to find them back. Amazing how ppl looked so different now compared to those days. Well, some actually did not changed much.

met up one of them for coffee session yesterday, stay near to me mah... So much to talk about and catch up! Great to really meet someone that u have not seen for like 20 years! really hoped to meet up more of them soon.

29th of december

2007-12-30T00:13:00.000+08:00

this day is the the day Ariel becomes 3 years old. She;s been a great pet and a great family member all these while. Guess she did not have the slightest idea it;s her birthday today.. she;s behaving like any other day... Typical cats' behavior i guess. Well did not have much time with her today cos i have been busy with other stuffs.

this day is also the birthday of our beloved great friend, Jackson, who regrettably left us about 6 months ago. Seems like a long time ago though. However, we still celebrated his birthday with a steamboat dinner and of course, a cake for him. Guess it;s time we do our part and start buying cakes for him, cos his always the one who buys the cakes for the gangs' birthdays. Day started early with us visiting him at his "condo unit" at the church. There;s quite a number of us there who went to pay our respect and wishes him Happy Birthday. Guess he must be happy to see that we still misses and remembered him fondly for being such a great friend in the circle. It was great to have his girlfriend joining us for the dinner too. Life is short and full of unexpected ordeals, i am just glad our memories of him are such pleasant ones.

Off to Chiangmai

2007-12-20T22:48:00.000+08:00

Goin off to chiangmai early in the morning tomorrow. .... first time there, and i need the fresh air... After conquering tokyo and shanghai, i think i need a slow down the pace slightly.. Anyway, will be paying Bangkok a visit in this trip too.. So back to another big city.. Stay tuned for updates!

Ah-do-gen!!!!

2007-12-17T11:47:00.000+08:00

Yay, just read that the the new installment of the street fighters series is goin to be released soon.. arhhh, this arcade game brings back so much memories.. I dunno how much i thrown into the stupid box with 6 buttons and a joystick during those times. I skipped classes to play it, i hang out in the wee hours just to play it, i go illegal billiard saloons to play it. heh... I think this is the game that really starts my interest in arcades.

Now the new one is comin out soon.. shall i go get the game console? so tempting. Although i have to admit my interest in games are weaning. No game can grab my attention for like 30 mins. I'll be so bored with it and stop playing. I believed i have short attention span. But check out the glorious colours and graphics of the new street fighter? Looks so yummy...

star wars toys....

2007-12-13T09:17:00.000+08:00

Haha, new toys from Star Wars. From the left, the fried remains of Aunt Beru after she is being killed, The force (which is a packet of nothingness) on the middle, and on the right, dead ewoks. because the only good ewok is a dead ewok. haha..

Planet Alderaan boxedset. A pile of rocks, after begin destroyed by the death star...

Of course these are not sold in stores, u stoopid! It's done all for fun by this guy called McMoran.

Archifest Tour

2007-12-11T10:08:00.000+08:00

Attended a day tour organised by some architectural students in-conjunction with the Archifest/Singapore Design Week thingy. This tour is supposed to show us those unique post-war buildings in our sunny little island state. We had a boring tour guide/student who tried to slang in any way he thinks is possible.. Maybe that is why he kept repeating himself, maybe he find himself sounding sexy with his half-fucked English. Anyway, thanks to *** and *** (names are censored to protect the persons involved) for the free tour (worth $40 in the market, worth $10 to me). haha..

First stop was the Singapore Conference Hall, and i decided that place was not picture-worthy to even take out my camera to snap.. However, place brought back some fond memories. I had my first performance/competition of my primary school military band there.

Second stop is the Golden Mile complex. Above pic is taken inside the commercial side of the complex, which most of us will not have the chance of seeing the building in this perspective.

View of the residential block

Hmmmm, The ventilation hole is pretty elaborate eh?

Another view from the residential block. Quite unique in design for a post-war building

Next is Tiong Bahru area. Great area to have a house!!!

3rd stop is the PearlBank condo. Super anti-climax cos the security does not allow us to enter the building, cos it's a bloody private condo. So, well, this is the best shot i could get. I think the interior facet of the condo should look more impressive.

Last stop was People's park. Who could have forgotten this place? Many childhood memories. Mum used to bring me there when i am young. She and her entourage of my other aunties would chiong for the cosmetics and toiletries, cloths, and dunno what else... I would have to tag along and waited patiently for hours.. Cos i know my reward will come at the last stop, which is that she will bring me to the toys section of the old OG where every single toy they have would be opened up and displayed in huge glass showcase. Yah she will buy me something as a reward for being nice and quiet and patient. :)

I wonder how many illegal workers are housed inside this unit. heh..

my mental state

2007-12-07T10:10:00.000+08:00

running low on energy reserves mentally...... Dun you hate it when there's something that u wanted so badly but not being able to have it? The thought of it being within my grasp (i thought) but yet not being able to grasp it, the feeling is unimaginably irritatingly Teh Lum Pah!!! I am known to exhibit a certain degree of patience to things, but this is getting on my nerves and it;s kinda difficult to keep my frustration in check. I admit i am lousy at playing mind games.. Breathe in, Breathe out........

Another issue is, my work.. Yah i have to admit it;s not getting really interesting in recent months.. I am not getting my brain challenged, unless doin paperwork is considered challenging for my vastly superior grey matter. My drive and interest is weaning too... i can see the pattern that makes me quit my other jobs starting to resurface... I think i'll just hang around for the time being, see how things change with the new acquisition. Oh, my company is officially known as Continental instead of Siemens VDO 2 days ago... Let's see if the new management decides to retrench (please retrench me me me) or do anything to my small little pathetic department. Guess it's just not very healthy to work in a department, with the current strength of 2! Me and my manager. The other designer is on maternity leave and we are also searching high and low for 2-3 more designers without avail..

Arrrhhhh... Lisa Ono's sweet voice playing on the background manage to sooth some frustration now.

Christmas is comin...

The shanghai that i know

2007-12-05T14:28:00.000+08:00

Well time to write something about shanghai now that i am back. Quite a nice place, maybe the weather being cool and nice makes it better. Having the luxury of some free time, i did some exploring myself to a few tourisy places. The Bund was nice to at nite.. The view was quite simply amazing i would say. The old buildings juxtaposing against the new mega high-rise ones. Imagine sitting on the coffee tables in the open sipping a cup of warm latte (yah starbucks ones), weather around 15 degrees, facing the full view of the buildings opposite..

I had the best crab ever tasted (my me) during one of the dinner with the vendors.. Yah Hair crab!!!!! First time tasted it and i would say, our monster sri lankan crabs, be it cooked in chilli sauce or black pepper, still cannot hold a candle to the taste of a simply steamed fresh-water hairy crab. The roe is simply heavenly... It's been a long time since any food left a lasting impression on me.:) see pic below..

Went to the Yuyuan garden also. The whole place outside was full of ppl and tourist.. Luckily, once inside, it;s slightly more peaceful, but there;s still groups of noisy japanese and korean aunties around too. Good thing i could find quiet spots in the garden to just sit down and relax. the garden exudes this calm and peaceful feeling that makes me feel really relax.. But dammit, cannot smoke inside there, if not, will be perfect. All in all, i actually spent 2 hours by myself inside there.. haha...

Went to their shopping streets like Nanjing road and well, it was a mess. Lots of ppl, lots of buildings, well, just like another big city. Hang around there for 1 hour and couldn't take it anymore. Crap...

One thing with chinese ppl, they can quarrell everywhere, buy things also quareel, even Queueing up at the airport for checking in also can quarrell. Amazing. My experiences with the taxis there are really great. Most are friendly enough to make small talks, eager to get your business and does not go around the long way to try to earn a little more from you.

Hmmmm, nothing much to say anymore, cos my time spent there is more for work then doin the tourist things.. enjoy the photos.......... Sorry today no mood to write properly, anyhow tamba...

Spot what is wrong with this pic???

Yup, Why is that thingy doin in the middle of the hotel roof top? I have no idea

The view of the Bund in the day is not as spectacular as compared to at night

Yuyuan garden

Shanghai Lao3 Jie1

Goin to Shanghai

2007-11-28T20:30:00.000+08:00

bye boys and girls... will be off to shanghai(working trip) for a few days.. stay tuned... Hoped i can take nice pictures, hoped i will not get drunk and puke everynite, hoped i will not be conned by shanghainese girls, hoped i will not be pick-pocketed, hoped the weather will go easy on me, hoped i'll have a nice time there.. I is shanghai virgin..:)

Whao Lan eh!!! si bey funny ah!!!

2007-11-26T22:50:00.001+08:00

Ariel's cat calls

2007-11-26T21:53:00.000+08:00

OK this is what i get for not waking up on time every morning (weekends included). My personal alarm clock will spring into action. Anyway, the sound clip is recorded over a period of 45 mins but i edited away those silent moments. So what you can hear in the end is ariel's crazy meows... Most ppl hardly ever hear her meows, so dun let that fool u into thinking she is a quiet cat!!!

being beautiful

2007-11-22T14:40:00.000+08:00

let;s talk about all the perks of being pretty/sweet/beautiful today... They do have little perks in life compared to the others who are well-endowed on the physical aspects. Things like sweet little gifts (for girls) should be common. I have a friend, she practically receives something, be it small or big) from ppl around her everyday. Free donuts, free breakfasts, free tidbits, free drinks, free transport, free PSP!!!! free this and that!!! And if they are single, more perks!!!!!!!!!Sounds good rite? being in ppl's good books for being pretty and beautiful without doing anything much... Ppl also tends to shower care and concern, sayang and give in easily to these ppl. I remembered there;s this american documentary that did a real-life survey and test on how your looks affect your chances of getting jobs. . The results showed that beautiful interviewees (males and females inclusive) get jobs easier (with more pay) compared to those not-so-good-lookin ones. To those beautiful ppl, the world is fair to them. To those ugly ones, they just curse/swear/lament/bitch about how the world is so "fair" to the beautiful ones. I guess it all boils down to our primal instinct of natural selection. Beautiful ppl are deemed more healthy (i am talking about physical attributes here only) and more "able to produce". hahaha...

But somehow i think it's the uglier ppl that might survive better if things goes terribly wrong. For example, if the same calamity in life befalls on 1 beautiful person and 1 ugly person, i think the latter shall prevail from the situation better than the former, not talking into account any help from any outside sources in this case, but from the person;s own natural surviving abilities. Why is that so? Cos ugly ppl are so used to the idea that their chances of getting concessions or help from anyone is way below beautiful looking ppl, they tend to rely on their own strengths and abilities to overcome their problems. They might have built-up a better surviving attitude over the years not expecting any help from amorous ppl who are trying to get into their good books. Okok, my arguement can be flawed cos i did not take into account of many other factors....

Oh oh however i do find a similarity with the ugly and beautiful girls (not all though). They love to call themselves princesses!!! Is it a common girl's delusion that they want to be a princess? I mean it;s very fine if they harbours that delusion from little cute girls till adolescents MAX!!!.. But hey after that and it;s freakingly disturbing. dun they grow out of it? Must be those stupid disney fairy tales that had implanted them with such thoughts about princesses. i mean if they become a lau chai, are they goin to upgrade and call themselves queen or empress dowager? Want to become real princesses, go up north, where there;s many sultans and princes to marry and then live the life os a REAL princess.

poot poot!!!

2007-11-22T09:16:00.000+08:00

Now some smart ass had invented and patented something to save us of embarrassment. See the pic, no need me to explain more to you.. Using some chemicals to deodorise or neutralise the flatulence.. I say Wilfred (friend famous for farting) will gonna need this when it;s out in the market. But then, he likes to wear tight pants, will this thingy stick out like a sore thumb on his back? Hahahah

collective thoughts

2007-11-18T18:20:00.000+08:00

guess some of you have noticed that msn had changed to msn Live! and hotmail also changed to Hotmail Live!. And some of your also notice that now there is internet explorer 7. So well i upgraded my hotmail to Hotmail Live! but yet to upgrade my internet explorer from 6 to 7. I was thinking since it;s working fine, i should keep it. Wrong!!! Cos if u are using hotmail Live with explorer 6, it will not work. It will hang up my system and have lots of problems. i spent my thursday nite trying to solve this issue, not knowing that i need to upgrade to explorer 7, until like 3 am in the morning!!! Whao liao.. Until i hand itchy and decided to upgrade my explorer did i solve this issue on friday nite. I mean, microsoft is really making things difficult for ppl. Why need to force ppl to upgrade if they wanna use msn, hotmail or explorer? I know it;s better defense for hacking and virus, but i am sure the new versions got it;s fair share of those too. Well it;s like goin to a famous hawker to eat, sometimes u have to make do with the long Q and the attitudes of those ppl. They have the mentality of if-u-not-happy-with-my-attitude-u-can-jolly-well-eat-something-else-cos-i-have-enough-stupid-ppl-who-can-take-my-crap-so-that-they-can-eat-something-nice. U got my drift. Lan Lan situation.

Now next, what if 1 day, scientist found that ppl who uses phone, will sooner or later develop cancer? Like for example, if u talk on your phone often, u will have brain cancer cos the phone is always right beside your ear? Then i die la, i always put my phone in my pocket, that means i will get cancer on my balls? Then those ppl who always hold onto their phone, cos it;s too big to put inside their pockets, they will develop hand cancer? What if it really will cause cancer, will u abandon your phone and not use it? Difficult rite? cos the phone has been integrated into the fundamentals of our lives that we cannot function properly as human beings if we do not have 1. so how? function like a human being and still use a phone and then get cancer and then malfunction? haha.. Maybe i should start to develop and design a cover/casing to prevent those harmful radio waves emitting from the phones, patent it and if some scientist could prove phones are cancer causing, i will be laughing all the way to the banks...:)

Last but not least, dun you hate flyers??? those ppl who gives flyers??? Waste of resources and paper i say! they can be everywhere, in your mail box, stuck on your door, while u are walking and so on. I have the habit not to accept any flyers from those ppl. maybe it;s my little crusade that such flyers does not work and most ppl hardly will care about what they are advertising. I hoped more ppl could join in my crusade so that we can abolish such practises. It;s not helping the environment at all... and causes littering, causes the rubbish collectors more problems. Oooo i sounded like some environmental conscious and ethical person hor? NOT...

Recovered my lost entry!!!

2007-11-15T16:43:00.000+08:00

Oh!!!!!!!!! remembered a few entries ago, i was cursing that my blog entry was accidentally wiped off and i was too lazy to write again? The blogspot actually saved a draft copy of it and i just discovered this function today. Therefore, i managed to retrieve that lost entry.. Yay!!!!!!!!! $th blog entry for today.. I am setting a record!!!!!!!!!

Here it goes................

Finally have some time to show u guys some pics of my recent Tokyo pics... Well Tokyo as i will say, is another big city in Asia. Well maybe it's a better city compared to others. I think there;s more things to see, more buzz and vibe about this place. Another thing i liked about it is that i do not feel that stressed in it compared to other cities like those in china/bangkok/hong kong or even Singapore. The main reason for me is because the traffic is not as bad as those that i mentioned. Cars hardly horned at all, and almost all the cars are pretty quiet. Drivers are sooo courteous and always gives way to pedestrians. Try Hong Kong and u will know the hassle and bustle of the traffic. Try any city in china and u will hear car horns every second. try Bangkok and u will know the fumes of the vehicles..

Well, Tokyo is really an eye-opener for me. Tons of things to see and places to eat. I was in Akihabara and i actually had a headache after a while because it was a huge assault on my vision. The types of electronics they have there is simply amazing. I was like stuck in the head-phones section for quite a while because, i have never seen so many brands and models of headphones begin displayed for testing. Oh, not to mentioned my virgin foray into a porn dvd shop.. I tell u, it;s 7 stories of PORN DVDS!!! yah i was amazed and awed.. Feels like every girl in japan must had been a porn star. Heh. Ok i take that back. Anyway, there;s so much dvds with tantalising cover pictures that i felt so warm with blood rushing to both my heads. Hahah.. So i did not stayed long inside, if not i might have blood gushing out of my nose.

Ppl there are courteous and never was i once been treated in a rude manner by anyone. I see that almost all jobs, from the menial to the office ones are done by Japanese. I saw young male and female cleaners/sweepers.Ask any young Singaporean to do jobs like these and they'll ran as far as possible, leaving them to "foreign talents" to do it. In fact, the only foreign talents/workers i saw there are the Nigerians club bouncers. Well maybe some of the workers could be from other countries, but at least they blended in, not like in Singapore where it;s so obvious and easy to spot foreign talents among ourselves. Oh i actually have 2 groups of friends who are thee in Tokyo, So i have the time to meet them up for dinner over 2 separate occasions, which is nice. And i tell u, the world is so freaking small, i actually bumped into an ex colleague in a cafe, which is not easy, cos Tokyo is so big, add to that that the ex colleague also know my friend whom i had dinner with. How;s that for coincident!!!!

I would say Tokyo is worth 3 to 4 days of your tour time, and i believed it'll be more fun to get out of Tokyo to see other sights of japan. I would love to go back there again.

the 2nd coming........

2007-11-15T12:18:00.000+08:00

i guess many of your may have notice and often groused/lamented/whined/complained about the influx of foreign workers/talents/expats into our shores. One thing i noticed(it;s been some time), that the number of mainlain chinese workers/talents/expats/students are swelling up, evident from the number of times u can spot them everywhere.
U can spot so many mainland chinese kids/students hanging out at orchard, doin the great Singapore past-time, same as that of Singapore young punks. It;s increasingly difficult to spot them cos their sense of dressing of those young ones are getting better by leaps and bounds, until they speak. Try ordering your food from anywhere, high-chance that the employees in that place is probably mainland Chinese too. well i do not know about your company, but they are everywhere in mine.

So thus, there had been a recent increase in the numbers of complains in local papers, internet forums and so on. Well, being a true-blue Singaporean, i would also like to whine and complain about this issue, not onli about the mainland chinese but also about the other foreign workers/talents/expats. Issues like the local Singaporeans are being marginalised, feelings of being the new minority, perks of a permanent resident being the same if not better than citizens, increase in crime rates and so on were discussed. Some issues could be agreed upon while others are just plain scepticism or just pure racism from the whiners' part.

But among all these, i also thought that all these influx of foreigners had already happened before, during our grandparents time. Take note that we are just the 2nd (or issit 3rd) generation of chinese immigrants from the great exodus of chinese from the mainland during our grandparents time. They flocked from their hometown to practically everywhere else in the world searching for a better life. And i believed Singapore welcomed them with open arms that time, same as now. So i say, this is the 2nd coming. I am not sure what the locals in Singapore thought about these hardworking immigrants at that time, but i am sure they felt more welcomed than what they feel now. But who are we to complain and whine when they are the ones who are willing to take up any jobs to make ends meet? They will be more grateful just by clearing our dirty utensils after us (as long as they have a job), while we just give our ass a pat when we got up from our meals. There's so much more "undesirable" jobs that these foreigners worked as, which are typically frowned upon to a "great and almighty" Singaporean. And since these jobs are needed to have a "perfectly functional" society and system, someone's got to do it, and since us Singaporeans do not want to do it ourselves, let's just say it's fair that if other people are willing to do it, they shall get the pass into Singapore and take up the jobs. So i say, we should embrace these ppl who works selflessly to create a working society for us. Look at how those early immigrants from the past who had helped to mould singapore to what she is today, of course we should not discredit the vast forsight of our great leaders lah........

Maybe this is another way for the government to make "better" use of the limited manpower resources in this small little island. What do u think? The government spent so much on us to study, of course it's for us to contribute "more" to the society rite? I doubt they will want to waste your "talents" on some mundane jobs. heh...

Well another reason that i deduced(my own point of view) from the influx of chinese are that we are trying to keep Chinese as the majority in Singapore. We all know that chinese singapore women cant really give birth to much babies nowadays.. maybe it;s something they eat? too much pork? Or the chinese singapore men and women are so busy with working for a better Singapore and contributing to the society that they hardly have the energy to devout themselves to the best enjoyment in life, which is to procreate (no actually, the orgasm is the best part, not the procreation, haha). So having more chinese immigrants is good, the immigrant women came, fall in love with easily conned singapore men and get married. So you got another chinese in the population for the price of 1. Add to that, the china 1 child policy, i am sure the women will love to breed excessively and have more little dragon ladies and boys if given the chance. Win Win situation lor. So you can get more chinese into the population for the price of 1!!! Furthermore, they are willing to take up any jobs that we have difficulty in finding the "great and almighty" Singaporeans to fill up. Very cheap investment for the Government i say. Anyway, these are just my own deductions, dun sue me ok?

An ending note, are we a tolerant society with many races or are we a society that lives in racial harmony? There's a big difference in the above question. There could be many tolerant racists living in a tolerant society. In a society that have racial harmony, i think the number of racists are kept at the minimum. The former society will probably works like a ticking time-bomb, setting itself off somehow, sometime, somewhat, all you need is just a big issue that ignites the pent-up feelings of the people. But then, many years ago, i always thought we are a society that thrives in racial harmony (that's what the national pledge told us to do). Now maybe i am getting old and senile, sceptical and low self-confident, i started to think that we are digressing to the latter society.

Lines

2007-11-15T12:11:00.000+08:00

It;s intriguing to see the pictures taken on a camera set at a slow exposure in a moving vehicle. The lateral lines created are unexpected and mysterious. :)

Big Fish? Small Fish

2007-11-15T11:58:00.000+08:00

I was having my nasi lemak (as usual) and chanced about this extra-trestrial which is not supposed to be there... Hiding amongst the ikan bilis was this cute-lookin fish. Fishy got pattern on it;s body somemore!!!. Looks big in this pic?

Now compare the fishy to a normal ikan bilis. heh... I did not consume it (i dunno why), but i cant say so for the ikan bilis though.. heh... Hey fishy, fishy, fishyyyyyyyyyyyy.....

Lesbionic Woman.. OOooooohhhhh

2007-11-12T09:00:00.000+08:00

A parody of the current new series called The Bionic Woman. Of course not shown in Singapore yet, Mediacock will wait until a whole season of a series has finished showing in the states before they decided to show in our own shores. Then they will have the cheek to put (First in Singapore) in the trailer. Shame shame..

Anyway, watch the movie clip. They managed to cramp drama, cheese, lesbionic smooching(keke), sci-fi and self-gratification into a 2 minute plus clips... Oh be sure to watch till the end.. The last few seconds is priceless.. haha..

watch the video clip here. http://www.g4tv.com/pile_player.aspx?video_key=18921

Just some pics

2007-11-10T19:09:00.000+08:00

i love taking shots of tall tall buildings with me standing at the foot of the place.. maybe i am so used to looking up at things, if u get what i mean.. hahahaha

some numbers that are displayed randomly at some TV station. Still have not figured out what those numbers meant.. But it;s nice...

My most favourite concept car in the Motor Show. It looks really impressive when seeing it in real person. Red and black, gull-winged doors somemore!

One of the pics of the girls from the show. They really look at u (or the camera) when they know u are taking pics of them... talk about being nice....

Nothing beats a cup of green tea at the hotel room to start the day...

The crazy toilet bowl with automated ass-cleaning mechanism... Until now, still dunno how to operate it. I was fiddling with the controls one time when i am doin my business. Suddenly, it shoot a jet of water up my hole la.. The aiming of the device is damn accurate!!!! I was shocked and jumped out of my seat, thus causing the water to spray out onto the toilet floor. Damn funny... Guys, leave this to the Japanese, dun attempt to use it, you will not like the sensation... haha

Just a building in Akihabara...

Crazy Gaijin(foreigner) in Akihabara..

My first meal in japan. Miso ramen with Char siew. This shop has great char siew!!!

One of the bestest sushi i have tested.. Yum yum...

They really have nice packaging for their ciggies, as u can see from this.

Tokyo is quite a pets friendly place.. This is a public area for dog owners to refill their drinks for their dogs.

Ferris wheels are so common in big cities. Singapore's Ferris wheel is still not even in operation. We are such slow copiers.

Some ppl planting seeds in a garden park.

After the seeds are planted, these KNN pigeons will come to pick them up from the soil.

One of the most useless jobs in the world. this guy will hold on the banner and place himself in the end of the queue so that other ppl who are joining the Q will know where is the last person of the Q.

Anyway, the rest of the pics can be found here http://community.webshots.com/user/boxedfish?vhost=community

Japan trip!

2007-11-08T23:56:00.001+08:00

KNNBCCB!!!! I am supposed to have a proper post on my japan trip, about how i feel about the place, and some pics.. i was like finishing 80% of the post when i clicked "BACK" accidentally and then all the shit i have been writing is gone!!!! All gone!!!!!!! And now i am fucking pissed and i cant be bothered to write it again!!! The feeling is GONE!!! Sorry ppl, please just proceed to http://community.webshots.com/user/boxedfish?vhost=community to see the pics... Tulannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Off to Tokyo!!!!

2007-10-30T13:14:00.000+08:00

This is it friends!!!!!!! Off to Tokyo tomorrow!!! I'll try to enjoy myself all of u, will try to take more pics also... Hello Japan, here comes the Tokyo virgin!!!!!

The Seeker : seek simi lan?

2007-10-29T11:54:00.000+08:00

Had the chance to watch The Seeker : the dark is Rising over the weekends.. Verdict? Please save yourself the agony and time and do something more useful ok? It's like a rip-off of Lords of the Ring, but done in a sad sad bad bad way. Movie is set in a ugly english town where the stupid young boy (the seeker) can travel thru time to find some stupid signs(amulets) so as to prevent the bad guy(loser) from destroying earth. All the characters in this movie dun even come close to kissing/licking the ass of Frodo, Aragon and the dwarf, hahaha... If u compare this show to the worst installment of Harry Porter, Harry can easily kill the bad guys in the show. Add to that, cheesy dialogues and sub-standard effects, u got yourself a great blockbuster!!! Not even worth the $5 of a pirated DVD.

Stupid hero boy is in the lower center of the poster. Flanked beside him are actually 2 little characters of the show. Wondered why they ended up in the main poster.. Bad guy? on top of our stupid hero..

This bad guy, does he look menacing? Not at all.. His ugly, cant act and all black with a white horse.. Oh i think in this show, the bad guy is known as THE RIDER... how lame.... His favourite magic/spells? Lots of crows.. I am so overdosed with crows liao.. I think those crows in this show are recycled from resident Evil : Extinction. I mean, how scary are crows? they are birds... Actually i like crows, cos they are black and slick, and damn smart, too bad they have bad vocals.. haha..

Not to mention, our stupid boy was dressed up in this uber ugly lookin jacket in his final battle with the crowman.. Yawns... Why cant the costum designer give the boy more style? He already looked ugly, cant act and cant say his cheesy lines well, at least make him look cooler mah... Everything is just wrong in this show..

Hokkien acronyms and terms

2007-10-24T13:16:00.000+08:00

Now a lesson on Hokkien acronyms and terms commonly used by me....

KNS - The shit of the olive fruit.

CB - chicken chop.

KNN - Fucking a girl called Nina.

KNNBCCB - This one is the ultimate! It means fuck Nina's mother's smelly chicken chop. If u dun like chicken chop, u can also use this to mean "fuck Nina's mother's smelly cunt" if you are a MILF lover.

PS - The act of putting down a piece of shit.

LS - The act of soft bowl movements which sometimes might result in a stream of murky liquid cruising down your ass crack to your inner thighs if u are not fast enough to remove your pants.

CB - Chio BU, a highly attractive female, not chee bye ok?

LC - lau chye - an term used to describe woman who are over the hills, but can be meant to describe an attractive one too. Also can mean low-class.

LCB - lau chio bu ok? not lau chee bye.

BS - not bull shit la.. BS is the name of a "damn happenin" dirty KTV in Geylang.

LSB - La Sump Bar.. Dirty bar??? who wants to go to a dirty bar?? It's a bar where u go and do hum sump thingssssssssssss...

Lan Chiau - Blue bird, a common species native to almost any part of the world that is populated by human.

Lam pa - The family jewels of the blue bird.

Banana Plantation - Lots of "bananas" packing and hanging round in a place, especially in pubs and dicsos.

Kor Gao Kan - Fucked by a dog.. Dun laugh.. obviously girls like to be fucked by dogs, judging from the "dog-make-love-to-woman" video clips i downloaded from the internet.. haha

Lim Pey - Used when u are talking to your boss or superior. Instead of "I", use "lim pey" to describe oneself. If you want added seniority to this term, use "Lim Lao Pey". It will bring a new level of respect from your peers.

Disclaimer : Anything said above are my own personal judgements and mockery of life. The above mentioned might or might not be true. Your own judgement is highly recommended to believe them or not. Use them at your own peril also. Thou shall not be liable for any mishaps or accidents that may occured thereafter.

My desk!

2007-10-23T22:49:00.000+08:00

Just some random pics of my office desk.. Long and black rite? Very tidy rite? Of course i cleared up the mess before these pics are taken.. Where got designers' desk so tidy one? If tidy, confirmed wayang/twang/skived a lot...

my curry puffs!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-10-23T22:23:00.000+08:00

I have something to confess.. my breakfast everyday is junk food!!! It;s either curry puffs one day, and nasi lemak the next day.. it's been goin on and on and on for the last few months.. I know it;s freakin unhealthy, but try staying in Simei, u will know u have limited choices.

Anyway, this morning, it was curry puffs' turn.. so i went to my friendly neighbourhood curry puff store to get them. Normally, i would get 3(not big ones la), but today, the macik told me now it's 3 for $1.50, not 3 for $1.20 like yesterday.. I was like "WTF" in my mind. U help me calculate, from 40 cents each to 50 cents each, how many percent increase???!!! I was stunned and tell her i want 2.. haha.. No money leh!! After Hari raya, price will increase one meh??? U guys sure say, not happy dun buy from them lor. But the other shop that sells curry puffs, CMI(cannot make it) lah!!! Oh, there's also Old Chang Kee, but Mr. Old Chang Kee also ripping ppl off with them curry puffs, more expensive and i dun indulge myself with curry puffs stuffed with chicken and eggs.. I is simple guy.

Price always increase, how much do u think u can take it? Will there be a limit? See ah, cigarettes price have not been increasing these few month, i bet my $10 within next 3 months will increase price.. Gosh, i cant wait for duty free ciggies next week!!! I'll be off to Tokyo to ogle the car show models... I'll try to squat lower when taking pics of them so that i can show u what colour is their underwear.. hahaha.. Or maybe i should take pictures of those dirty old men squatting on the floor trying to take pictures of those girls showing them the colour of their underwear.. :) it'll be fun!!!

Lim Chiu.. yam seng.. bottoms up

2007-10-21T16:47:00.000+08:00

And so ended my 3 days of drinking. From Thursday till Saturday, i was drinking in some place or another.. Thursday was drinking at winebar.. Place was like a ghost town, even though there's supposed to be a fashion week event. No eye candies, no need to be fashion police.. haha.. It;s great to be hanging out with kakis and not some ppl that i hardly know (will get to that later).

Friday was drinking session was at Cicada at portsdown road. Dun attempt to go there if there;s no car. It;s ulu!!! anyway, not worth the trouble to get there by cab, cos that place is nothing great actually.

Oh, my favourite Hoegarden.. Simply cant resist ordering it in any place where i can find it. But, must be draft ones, bottled ones are crap.

Saturday's drinking session was at bellini room at st james powerhouse. OKOK, first time there!! virgin trip! KNN, the door bitch took a look at me and commented, 'hmmmm, u look a little too young." I retorted, "so tell me the minimum age inside.." She replied, "23".. I was like "u cant tell that i am above 23?" She still dun believe... so well, took out IC and she congratulated me, cos me and her same same, borned in the year of the dragon... I dunno if i should feel happy or be amazed that i was checked for my age...

Moet was cheap there. $69 per bottle. Think it;s some promotion thingy.. Place was not too bad, crowds are generally ok. Anyway, was hanging out with 2 friends, and friend's friends also. First time meeting those friend's friends.. KNN, ah nehs leh!!! nothing wrong with ah nehs, only that they are well known to binge on alchol! Anyway, it;s tiring to meet new friends. Exchanging pleasantries, asking about one another's occupation. And most of the time, ppl's reaction to my occupation is, "cool". I mean, what? is that all the replies these ppl can muster? Anyway, luckily, the attention wasn't on me la, They more interested in the pussies around..Kept ordering and drinking. Bystander (aka me) also asked to drink..Maybe they thinks that, pussies get drunk, pussies cannot control, pussies go to their homes, pussies get laid, ah nehs smoking post coital cigarettes beside pussies.. haha.. NOT

After bellini, headed to velvet/zouk/phuture. Whao liao, more ah nehs and more drinking!! Why did i ended up in this predicament!!!!

Was drinking all sorts of shit and the inevitable happened.. I puke while having supper.. haha.. I puke below my void deck, i puke in my toilet.. What did i drank last night?

5 glasses of moet champagne

1 tequila shot

1 B52

sips of Bellini (pussy drink)

yah not a lot, but enough to let me do the merlion.. !!! I is lousy drinker.

For your information

2007-10-19T09:21:00.000+08:00

A Kleptomaniac is a person who cannot fight the impulse to steal, more for emotional disturbance rather than economic need.

i need a MUSE!

2007-10-18T09:13:00.000+08:00

I have so nothing to blog about nowadays.. Did not come across anything interesting. I need a MUSE to inspire meeeee.

Malaysia's first astronaut.. malaysia boleh!!!!

2007-10-10T09:34:00.000+08:00

Click and read the article before reading my comments..:)

Article said "he hopes to get closer to God when he ventures into space this week during the fasting month of Ramadan". But since when God resides in Outer Space? Is He an alien huh? No what.. Why spend so much money and time for Dr Sheikh Musaphar Shukor (name damn hard to spell) to feel closer to God when the truth is, God is in the heart of the believer. If your believe and faith are strong for Him, u will be closer to him. Duh, even i can answer this.

"Being a Muslim going into space is a big responsibility for me, not only to the Malaysian people but Muslims all over the world" Is he the first Muslim in space? I dunno. But seems like a buy-1-get-1-free publicity stunt to me. For Malaysia, for Muslim. Win win pr stunt? NOT!!

"He is taking along Malaysian food and Hari Raya biscuits for his fellow crew members" What is he bring? Maggi goreng? Tulang soup? Longtong? Can eat all these in space meh? Must be messy.. haha..

In the article, it also mentioned that technically, a Muslim have to pray 80 times in 24 hours because the spacecraft will circle the Earth 16 times a day. His reply was ,"i'm not sure how but i'll find a way to pray and fast." His supposed to conduct scientific experiments, included some on cancer cells!!!!!!!!! I think he'll just end up praying for a cure to cancer instead. Haha.. I foresee when he is back, his goin to tell his superior this:

Superior:So how was the trip?

Dr:Amazing!!! i felt closer to Him.

Superior:what about the results of the scientific experiments you are supposed to conduct?

Dr:No solid conclusion.

Superior:Do you think we can cure cancer?

Dr:No solid conclusion.

Superior:Do you think you benefited from this exposure?

Dr:Ermm, no solid conclusion.

Superior:So tell me what u had learnt from this trip then.

Dr:My Russian and American team-mates said Maggi Goreng sux big time!!!!

Run for your money!

2007-10-10T09:27:00.000+08:00

Oh gosh, these 2 guys seriously give Borat a run for his money!!! hahaha... So which of the 3 do you think is the most sexy?

U depreciate!!!!

2007-10-09T11:46:00.000+08:00

Got this email forwarded to me, thanks jamie. Think it;s posted in some forum thingy. Here it goes.

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful>(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around>200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I >get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:
-Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front>about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.

THE ANSWER

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring>my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely >that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning >asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation >accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy >and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard tobelieve that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

Well morale of the story is, girls, dun ask for too much, cos your value seriously depreciates every year, just like a car...

Pics by fujifilm z100fd

2007-10-06T23:35:00.000+08:00

Just got this little camera and did some test shots... who else can model for me without complaining? Ariel of course...haha.. but i dun really like this camera, or in fact, all these ultra-slim (think kate moss) cameras... Really nothing much to set and adjust... All automated, and the quality of the pics aren't that great.. I still preferred the amount of control and pic quality of my trusted canon s70.. But his too PHAT to bring around all the time, that's why i bought the miss little Z100fd as a back-up...

female body tests

2007-10-05T00:00:00.000+08:00

Learnt this at a coffee session with friends today...

Pencil Test : To test how firm or saggy the female boobies are. Place a pencil under the lower fold area of the breast of test subject. Let go of the pencil. If the pencil stays, that pair of boobies failed the pencil test. If the pencil drop, that means it;s a pair of firm boobies...

5 Cent count Test : Ask test subject to lie down with back facing up. Take a 5 cent count and throw at the butt of test subject. If 5 cent count landed on the butt with a "PIAK" sound and stays there, means butt is soft.. If 5 cent coin bounced off butt of test subject, means butt is firm.

Disclaimer :Please conduct above tests on your own accord. Thou shall not be responsible for any accident/damage/injuries caused to test subjects or the test conductors.

If any of u ladyzzzzzzz need help in the above tests, especially the 5 cent coin one, please feel free to approach me. I assure you that tests will be conducted in private with utmost professionalism and integrity. keke.. Anyway, if test subject really allow u to do all this to her, might as well just grab the mentioned body parts and use your hand to feel you if it;s firm or saggy.. DUH...

done my part, for now........

2007-10-01T09:50:00.000+08:00

Guess it's back to the normal mundane life of work again.. Come to think of it, i really preferred this to the one i had 2 weeks ago... That life was utterly back-breaking.. I admit, i am getting old!! i dun remembered it was this tough digging trenches 2 years ago, but this time(last week), it was bad(understatement)...

Sometimes, due to the circumstances and environments, the sort of feelings and emotions felt will differ. Well, for example, i was lying on the mud, trying to catch a wink. In front on me was a sky full of stars.. I was feeling crappy of course, because i have to share the mud with hundreds of marauding ants, and mossies from hell. Then i was thinking to myself, if i were in some serene island, looking up at the same sky and stars as i am looking at now lying on the mud, would i feel crappy? Then i imagine, if some girl who is nice and pretty was beside me on the island looking at the stars with me, what would i say? I'll prolly said to her, "awww it's so romantic, look at all the beautiful stars, each one representing my most sincere, heartfelt love/care/concern for u. Can i F*&K U?". Hahahaha... after having this thought, i turned my face, and reality came back. Beside me were snoring old reservist soldiers, well one of them was still awake and out came this from my mouth "KNNBCCB, why are we doin this?" The rest of the night was spent swiping mossies away from my face and jumping up and down in the middle of the night cos some smart-assed ants decided to explore my body thinking it's food. I am not FOOD!!!!

Oh did i mentioned the weather is against me also.. Rain and shine was the norm. still remembered there was this heavy rain on the second morning. We were all taking shelter in the truck. Early downpour = minus 20% from morale... Sleeping on mud with ants and mossies the night earlier = minus 30% from morale.. Goin back to the trenches after the rain, seeing that the rainwater had flooded one of the trench to the neck level = minus 40% from morale. Seeing my full-pack(clean clothing and everything i need) floating on the trench, getting totally soaked by the water = priceless expression on my face followed by expletives comin out of my mouth.

Oh and did i mentioned i am stuck with a motley crew of ppl? There;s this fat chinese guy, who gets hyper tension easily. He had heat cramps right on the first 2 hours of digging. Poor guy. This funny guy, he just cant stand still, even for a short while. When there;s nothing to do, he will start to flap his arms(trying to circulate air flow) like a chicken. It was funny!!! haha.. saw him on 1 occasion, he was just sitting on the ground, and then took a tree branch, and start poking on the ground non-stop. In the end, he created a big hole, just because he cant keep still. heh... There;s this malay guy. His one of the most humorous guys around, but cos his fasting, turned himself into the most grouchy old hag i've ever seen. My trusted right-hand man, due to a slipped disc, was almost rendered useless in the digging. There are just too many things to write about the quirks of these ppl, imagine spending 24 hours each day for 4 days together getting all down and dirty on the field...

well i just have to end this entry here... :)

Reservist, my nightmare

2007-09-14T21:46:00.000+08:00

gone for reservist and dun think will be updating blog for sometime.. stay tune...

Sony Rolly

2007-09-10T15:31:00.000+08:00

Once in a while, there comes a product that kinda put a smile in your face. Rolly is one of those product. It's a portable speaker, which incorporates some basic robotic features so that it can move/roll along with the type of music it plays. It's pretty useless, but it's the kind of thing that falls in the I-dun-need-it-but-I-just-gotta-have-it category. It's hard to explain how it works. Click on the video below.

SONY ROLLY PROMOTIONAL VIDEO
Uploaded by AkihabaraNews

Spasm, spasm everywhere!

2007-09-05T20:46:00.000+08:00

i dunno if this is the correct word to describe this natural occurrence but i think spasm is the best word i can think of now.

Guys, when u pee, sometimes before u even done with it, u got this tingling sensation followed quickly by a spasm going from your groin area all the way up to your head, that resulted in an involuntary spastic wiggling action which i called SPASM? Sometimes u know it;s coming, yet, try as hard as u can, still cannot win the SPASM. hahah... sometimes stand side by side peeing at the guys urinals, a little embarrass one lor. The other person sure can see u SPASM.

can someone enlighten me, why do we spasm when peeing? what;s the benefit/advantage to it? And, do girls also spasm when they pee?

Ok now to another kind of spasm. Have you experienced this before :- sometimes when u are drifting into sleep, u got jolted out of your sleep by spasm? Ok this spasm is more violent than the one mentioned above. Today i kanna a big one while napping in the MRT. Ultimate embarrassment i tell u. If i am the passengers near me in the train, i would have thought that they saw a corpse jumping into life again ala Chinese vampires. Haha..

Embarrassed, i continue to close my eyes pretending to sleep, hahaha. Luckily, no more major spasm/tremor was felt, only a few aftershocks and little spasm for the rest of my rather restless nap home.

The last kind of spasm i can think of is that kind of sexual spasm. Not goin to say much because sexual topics, i is not interested to talk about.. whahahahahahah..... SEE YA!

what have i done to her???

2007-09-02T16:28:00.000+08:00

Projectors never looked this SEXY!

2007-08-31T09:33:00.001+08:00

This is the Samsung's new DLP projector SP-A800B. I am so totally sold by it just for the design.. It's so smoooooooooth and elegant.. Great work on the designer who designed this in such a way that it has as little mechanical feel to it than compared to the other projectors in the market. Even the air vents(if u look closely) are done elegantly, resembling the bottom underbelly of a snake.

what do u believe in?

2007-08-30T10:58:00.000+08:00

taken from dictionary.com

Atheist, agnostic, infidel, skeptic refer to persons not inclined toward religious belief or a particular form of religious belief.

An atheist is one who denies the existence of a deity or of divine beings.

An agnostic is one who believes it impossible to know anything about God or about the creation of the universe and refrains from commitment to any religious doctrine.

Infidel means an unbeliever, especially a nonbeliever in Islam or Christianity.

A skeptic doubts and is critical of all accepted doctrines and creeds.

What are u actually? for me, i am a back-slided christian. The reason i became a christian in the first place was maybe i was young then, and easily impressionable. At that time, the story of Christ seemed credible. Well after growing up and being more self-aware, the whole religion thingy kind of get distorted(in my own inner-self) and faith tends to waver here and there. Well i think i do believe that there is a higher being, but probably His words could be true. But the thing is, his words had been translated/distorted/passed down by Man. And Man has been proven to distort things to suit his own agendas and objectives. So how much the Word is true or not, we will never know.

Well, i think there is a atheist, agnostic, infidel and skeptic (may be 1 or more) in every one of us. Dun try to deny it, even though u know your faith for your religion is rock solid and unwavering. Close your eyes and search your heart and u know that there will always be doubt in your faith, be it big or small.

view from old house

2007-08-26T13:34:00.000+08:00

I always thought that the view of the street outside my old place at Pasir ris is quite nice. It has this unblocked view of the road that is kinda nice at night. OH, the bright spot on the top left corner is the moon.

Ariel on sunday

2007-08-26T13:25:00.000+08:00

Shit come out!

2007-08-26T12:39:00.000+08:00

Was asked by my ex colleague last time about this situation. Well it goes like this :- Should we"test the goods" before marriage or live a holy life and onli have sex after marriage? Sex is an important component to maintaining a good marriage. Let's say u are so God fearing or so staunch in your beliefs that you actually have sex with your husband/wife for the first time after marriage. So, all goes well in the sacred act of man and woman "joining" for the first time. Then when the time of the "huge explosion aka the big bang" came, a little piece of shit follows immediately. Yes literally a little piece of SHIT!

And this happens everytime your partner came. A little piece of shit will follow and there is no time to run to the toilet for it to come out. Apparently, it is some weird miraculous problem that your partner suffers from and there is no cure. There are many wonders in the world which is yet to be discovered. Congratulations, u just discovered one of them. Haha. I am sure u will be completely turned off, because the smell will stink up the whole room. I mean, whose shit dun smell? So there goes your post-coital smoking break and also hugging each other tightly and whispering sweet nothings to each other after the sex/love. I know guys like the ciggy break and girls love the hugging thingy, The partner has to rush to the toilet to clean himself/herself, well unless u can take the stanch or your partner can take the smeared shit on his and your body or vice versa.

Would u feel shitty(pun intended) or you just live with this issue and take it as a gift from God? Or you would have regretted that you should have tested the goods first before buying.

canned sardine nation

2007-08-24T09:19:00.000+08:00

Longer ERP hours, more gantries to ease congestion. This is the headline on the papers today. Sometimes i do pity drivers. All the tremendous amount of money thrown into maintaining that 4 wheels in search of the "convenient" lifestyles.
Well, fret not, things aren't looking too good for public transport too. Trains were always packed during rush hour. Ppl were standing shoulder to shoulder.. For my case, shoulder to armpits. hehe.. The proposed price increase does not help the problem too.

If Americans called themselves fast food nation, i shall term my "beloved" country canned sardine nation. Just a matter of time before we reduce ourselves to a mass of slow moving entity, always waiting in line for something, always standing behind someone in front, with loads more in front and behind. In the crudest words i can think of, it;s like F***king the ass of the one in front, and getting my ass F**K from the one behind, then imagine it forms a chain.. haha.. not to mention, our inflation rate for last month increased the most for 12 years!!! i dun seemed to get an inflation on my salary though.

Oh and about the Annuity thingy that was much talked about these days. To me, it;s just a load of crap. I dunno exactly how it works, but the bottom line is, the money can only be used when we are 85 years old. 85 years old!!!??? That is like 25 years after the age which i prefer to pack my back and go find God or Satan? I mean, how old do u want to live when everyday u get F**Ked(figuratively of course) in the ass? How many ppl do u know and foresee who will live after 85?? Yes with medical advances, it sure can prolong life, but will it ensure u have a happy life? Maybe it can prolong a wheelchair-bound life or a life hooked onto a life-support machine? Do you want that? What;s good with medical advances if the body and mind does not want to carry on? Oh and on the papers today, it was predicted that a new deadly disease will be discovered every once a year..

So the odds are stacked against us. The annuity is like gambling. A gamble that was made compulsory for every Singaporeans. A gamble that states that if u pay the annuity, and if u live after 85, u got more money for yourselves. But if u byebye before 85, "Thank you, the house wins, the money is ours". Guess they are prepping us for the casinos, opps, it;s integrated resorts. The lawmakers want us to think that we should have money for ourselves when we are able to grow and live longer (after 85), but i think that they just do not want us to burden them when we are old and useless. We need empathy from them, not them to come help us prepare for your future. Stop spoon-feeding us!!!!!!!!

seriously, do u see yourself surviving after 85? maybe the rich can do that, cos they might have ginseng herbal chicken soup and bird's nest for breakfast, but i have curry puffs for breakfast! haha.

Look at it in another way, an insurance agent (now they are called financial planners) asked u to buy a savings plan. U will earn interest along the way. The catch is that you will only be allowed to draw the money out after 85 years old. Who in the right mind will buy???

Aren't we supposed to enjoy any benefits we have as citizens when we are old? We helped contribute our time and lives to the nation, so when it;s time that we retire and rest, isnt it proper that the nation gives us back something? Now all the CPF(annuity soon) shit are all our own hardwork and contribution, what does the nation gives us back huh? Great transport system(see problems above)? Safe and clean environment(to me it;s God-given)? Good housing(so expensive)? Great education(then why so many still go overseas to study?)? Good and uncorrupted Government(no comments)?

Oh hoped i am not making a sexist remark here. It is true that most women just sit between the fence when it comes to politics? They have neither like or dislike, they just seemed to accept what is being dished out. I was chatting with a female friend yesterday about all the crap happenin, and she has neither positive or negative comments about them. That made me made a comment to her,"Woman dun care much about politics, but they will turn to bitches for office politics." How true is it?

Tokyo Japan end of oct anyone?

2007-08-21T14:43:00.000+08:00

Anyone planning to go or well be around tokyo from 31st oct till 4th nov? If yes, buddy up with me ok? haha.. Will be goin tokyo (first time) during that time.... Any good information on places to go/visit/chiong will be appreciated also.. thanks in advance... :)

Ariel Ariel

2007-08-12T16:12:00.001+08:00

Some pics of Ariel.. Feel a little guilty that i haven't been really snapping her pics as often as last time.. Well above are some recent pics of her. I like pic 4, damn sexy...haha

Pics from Bangkok trip..

2007-08-12T15:53:00.000+08:00

nice huge rooms eh? See the jacuzzi at the back of the pic? Damn shiock!

a little path leading from main reception to the rooms... it;s really peaceful to be walking along this path in the day. See the private parking space for individual rooms to the right of the pic? Great for men bringing their mistresses to this place, your car will never get spotted. haha.

breakfast alfresco style over-looking a pond

Next hotel of stay, yah yah round bed.. Rather kinky and chessy, but i did found out, round beds are great!!! Can toss and turn with no restrictions.. hehe..

Moon pics

2007-08-12T15:42:00.000+08:00

Some pics i took a whole ago when i saw this bright full moon while peering out of my window. Will i did over-expose the pics so that the moon looks brighter in these pics..:)

a mish mash of things

2007-08-10T13:24:00.000+08:00

1) you cant get what you want most of the time,
2) you pondered if what you had done should be done in the first place. After you had done it, u pondered if things will remain the same, for worse or for the better,
3) Bangkok suburbs are a great place to hang out, provided u know your way around. Humongous restaurants and entertainment area, cheap nice food, cheap shopping and slower in pace,
4) i have more than expected numbers of birthday well wishes from friends,
5) to be serviced and not be on the receiving end is torturous,
6) national day parade was chessy as usual. The main character SING was utterly crappy, and just when the commentator was saying he was chosen for the role of SING is because he can roller-blade very well, he chose to trip and fell on the exact moment. Priceless!!!
7) noticed how many skits in the parade was performed by the SOKA association? It's just too much.. I smell something fishy.........,
8) do you feel patriotic, especially during national day? I dun feel that way anymore,
9) it feels bad to be not on the priority list of somebody special,
10) jacuzzi can be sooo therapeutic, somehow, someway.

I is terminator, wanna try my metal shaft?

2007-07-31T09:34:00.000+08:00

Erm... i really have no comments on the pics but i just have to post it..

Another Mrt observation

2007-07-24T09:21:00.000+08:00

There's always a lot of things to see and observe in a Mrt ride. Well, for my case, especially on my way home, cos i spent most of my mrt journey on my way to work, sleeping.

Anyway, saw this girl applying/touching-up her make-up in the train carriage. Well, i really dun feel good to see someone doin that in public. I mean, i equate that to picking left-over morsels from your teeth in public, clipping nails in public, and making out in public. OKOk, the third example is irrelevant..:)

I hereby advise my female readers not to apply the fake colourings in public view ok? Please.. U have nothing to gain at all. yes it may sound like a innocent action that you have to do in public due to lack of time and boredom, but let me tell u the male perspective when they see someone do that. If u are ugly, the males will think, "no matter what u do, u will still be an ugly pig. Please stop wasting resources." If you are pretty, the males will start to hallucinate/imagine/daydream/mindfuck(haha) that pretty face of yours.. haha, so see, nothing to gain. What's a few more minutes meant to you, if you take the effort to spend it inside a public toilet to touch-up your make-up, to make yourself nicer so as to boost your self-confidence? Some things are meant to be done, away from the view of public, make-up is one, and oh, not to mention, bra pulling and adjustments. hahaha...

lim pey WON!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-07-20T15:53:00.001+08:00

hello............ lim pey won the Red Dot Design Award (mother-of-all awards for Product design) leh.... hehe... please allow me the chance to have some self-indulgence in my ego-boosting excercise... yah i know it's one of the many other products that had won, but, at least i still win. Who would have thought a simple, humble speakers will win? Thanks to the rest of the designers that help in making this possible... Without u all, this would have been nothing. See, i am not egoistic after all... :)

a little writings

2007-07-16T08:56:00.000+08:00

Does any of you have someone, a stranger, that you have to face everyday, which u absolutely hate? I have one. Well i do not need to face her everyday literally, but she will always be around there for me to notice.. well she works in the same office block as me, so we waited at the same bus-stop every morning, took the same bus every morning and walk the same path to the office every morning. But there;s something about her that makes me irritated about. I dunno what makes me feel this way. Maybe it;s the way she walks with front of the feet facing like 45 degrees out, or the look of her haggard face (she confirmed younger than me), or her big protruding eyes? i dunno... but her sight kinda irks me lots.. Yes yes, i know i am bad, but am sure most of you do have someone (a stranger) that you dun like but cant really point out what the reasons might be. Yes i could change my schedules so that i do not have to come across her every morning, but why should i change it just for her? I think i shall continue to wait at the same bus-stop every morning, took the same bus every morning and walk the same path to the office every morning with her so that my blood level will raise, then resulting in better blood circulation. :)

Oh another matter, there;s this website, that is "supposedly" selling legal mp3 online. Well it;s a Russian site. And things in Russia is different. I think an original CD cost really cheap there, just like an original CD cost much cheaper in china than in Singapore. So these ppl who runs the website are able to sell their mp3 for a fraction of what other legal mp3 sites are selling. So along the way, freaking US somehow, forces them to close down. Big brother always is a little jealous of little brothers' ability to achieve things that he fails. Anyway, Russia side agrees under pressure to close the site down. So happy ending for everyone? The US must be freaking proud and happy that their mighty muscle once again prevails, even in other sovereign countries. End of the story is, the Russian site just close down,. move everything to another site, and resumes business again.. whahahahhahaah... i mean, the new site, everything is the same as the old one, just different website... I love ppl's ingenuity.

Nanjing trip

2007-06-30T15:42:00.000+08:00

Just back from a work trip to Nanjing.... some snapshots, nothing much, just some views from the hotel room which happens to be the tallest building around the area... Typical of cities, it;s pretty much covered in smog.

Nanjing was pretty much a nice city i must say.. City planning is well-done, hey looks like Singapore, with trees and bushes lining along roads and pavements. Place is clean too, thanks to the numerous cleaners doin their jobs, just like Singapore. Weather is like Singapore too, though less humid.
Oh, why did i post the pic above? Cos this is the same shit that i drank for one of the dinner.. Gosh this thing is crazyyyyyyyyyy... Found out later at the duty free brouchure in the plane. "53% MOUTAI YINGBIN (MOUTAI VIP)MOUTAI YINGBIN (MOUTAI VIP) is the drink to serve to your VIPs. MOUTAI YINGBIN is carefully brewed to an excellent quality that is of a typical MOUTAI flavour."

Bloody hell!!!! 53%.. no wonder my head spins, heart throbbing and body hot after drinking that.. ^&*%^%#$%@. Oh and that small little bottle is almost $100sgd.. Crazyyyyy.....

going to detox a little since coming home.. In china = smoke loads, drink lots.. Smoke loads, cos ppl will offer all the smokers a ciggy once anyone lights up. So at times, even before i finish the current ciggy, u will find another one flying towards your direction. Drinks lots, cos they just love drinking, not in moderation though, They just cant enjoy their alcohol. The Chinese cant stand seeing alcohol in their glasses, so they just have to drink it down, dragging poor ppl like me into their torture. And when there;s no more alcohol in the glasses, they just have to fill it up to the brim and repeat the same shit again... arrhhhhhhHHH..

Property and real estate talk always crop up during meals. They just cant help it. There;s a boom now and i think they deem someone owning properties as a status symbol there.. Who cares... The way they drink and smoke, i think they cant enjoy much of their achievements in their later part of their lives anyway.. heh....

PVS anyone?

2007-06-18T14:46:00.000+08:00

well i think they coined this syndrome as "phantom vibration syndrome". Others preferred to call it "vibranxiety". Well it's actually the feeling of thinking your mobile phone is ringing/vibrating in your pocket and the user being compelled taking out his/her mobile phone to check, which most of the time, the phone is really not ringing/vibrating. I am sure many of u do that, taking out your phone to check, especially when you have nothing to do.

kallang oasis to go???!!!

2007-06-14T15:41:00.000+08:00

Heard it over somewhere that the government wants the land back, and so thus expects the tenants of the Kallang oasis area o vacate by December.. Kinda sad when i have fond memories of my childhood of the Taiwanese porridge located there. Not like i go there often when young, but the experiences there are special cos of how the architecture was built. Check out the first pic, place was built on the 80s, but it still looks contemporary now aren't it? still remember running along the link way between the structures, knowing the sea is just below me... feels fun when one is young/little at that time...

Seems like authentic childhood landmarks are getting less and less when we are pushing ourselves further into development. Every available land space have to be maximise for profits. Maybe the gabermen have a pricing for each piece of land. Like Land A must yield a profit of how much per square meter. If Land A is not yielding much profits, the establishments there have to make way for better, larger, brighter, more touristy landmarks so as to get more profits. Well in such a pragmatic society like ours, we readily trade souls for money aren't we?

The old has to go to make way for the young and exciting.... that;s what i feel about the current land uses in singapore. But, why does it not applicable to the people who comes out with all these plans? Hmmmm... the old still stays, until when huh???

Updates: Just saw on the news that kallang Oasis is making way for new water sports center.. how exciting.... how many ppl actually make use of the water sports center?? Yes i know, the rich...... The rest of us poor blokes, stand one side and watch, or you can try your luck at the makeshift pre-IR gambling tables at G...Damn happenin lah... Maybe you can end up becoming one of those rich fuckers playing water sports ok..

In a nutshell

2007-06-13T10:56:00.000+08:00

1)2nd dengue related death this month.
2)4 water-sprouts sported simultaneously yesterday at east coast!!!! (world is ending)
3)NKF Yong run road ^%#$%$@#!&**&
4)starhub to increase cable TV subscription prices.
5)Nets to increase their rate.
6)somewhere, someone, some company, some shithole to increase their price/rate.
7)monkey see, monkey do, everyone wants to increase something.
8)my salary still remains stagnant.
9)the poor sleeps restlessly, the rich dream of good times.

Hot ass?

2007-06-13T10:47:00.001+08:00

Nice device for u ppl who experience hot ass from sitting on the lousy company chair for long period of time... Anyway, it's beneficial if you dun have a swanky Aeron chair to cool your butt..:) Guess i dun need this device after all.. hehe...

flying somersault with head banging

2007-06-06T08:55:00.000+08:00

That;s the reason why i dun want to have kids. They are a nuisance to public safety.. hahaha.. ouchhhhhhhhhh........

The pushed pushes

2007-05-29T09:49:00.000+08:00

Please dun attempt above stunt. U might endanger your own ass and your baby's too! How did homo sapiens degraded to such an extend?

To serve is to sacrifice

2007-05-28T22:39:00.000+08:00

Just heard my Manager mentioned this today. "To serve is to sacrifice", which is in regard to the pay raise of u-know-whos. I totally agree with what he said. To be taking up the posts of leaders of a country, u should be prepared to sacrifice, be it personal time, personal space and also monetary gains. That is what is called "TO SERVE".
To increase pay of u-know-whos as a monetary effort to prevent corruption is utterly unspeakable in my point of view. Where is the morale of a gentleman? Where is the morale of a leader? Even i have morales, even though i cannot be compared to the intellect of those u-know-whos. It;s like me saying to my boss, "Hey, if u dun give me a drastic pay raise, i am goin to sell all the designs to your competitors!" Will i do that? NO, cos i have morales and so should them. If they are really grumbling of low pay, then just leave and "serve" in the private sector, give sincere ppl a chance to SERVE the country!
No wonder a certain group of ppl also want their pay to increase because they say it's harder to hold on to the fucking stick of a certain new design of a certain flying object... Shhesssshhhh,,, Monkey see, monkey do mah!!!
Guess i'll tell my boss tomorrow that it is getting harder and harder to lift up my hands and fingers to click on the mouse and keyboard because designing is getting harder and harder each day unless he paste lots and lots of cash in front of me.

last few days in a flash

2007-05-27T21:53:00.000+08:00

-got fleeced by bloody china cab drivers in shenzhen
-puked for 2 consecutive nights in shenzhen due to unusually large intake of alcohol
-watch FREE porn channel in shenzhen hotel
-saw many ugly Caucasian males
-helped 2 friends save money
-watched Pirates of the Caribbean
-trying hard to find how to mod xbox 360
-bought Infernal Affairs Boxed-set (original ok!!!) at god-damn cheap price
-cursing and swearing at the crazily hot weather
-paid 2 months overdued hand-phone bills

I saw camel toe!!

2007-05-15T21:39:00.000+08:00

click pic to see bigger pic of camel toes

I saw a big fat camel toe yesterday on the train... i was sitting and the camel toe's owner was standing. So it was really IN-YA-FACE. 3 reasons i can think of is :-
1) the owner does not have a full length mirror in her house,
2) she was wearing the same pants she had 20 for years when she was a nice pretty hot chick then,
3) she thinks she is sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

My answers to the above reasons :-
1) please do not attempt to buy herself the full length mirror so that she can live in perpetual ignorance of her big fat camel toe,
2) please realise that time is every man and woman's enemy, it wrecks havoc on your waistline and every other body parts,
3) ..............................

28 weeks later

2007-05-13T01:45:00.000+08:00

OK, another movie related blog entry. Went to catch this show on friday. i would say it;s better than i expected, cos 80% of movie sequels normally are not up to par to their predecessors. Anyway, aren;t goin to talk about the story of the show. What i liked about this one is the nice/unique/gritty camera angles/shots. The many shots of empty London streets brings an air of helplessness and gloom to the show. Add to these, a rather good soundtrack makes this show stands out from the rest of the run-out-of-the-mill zombie shows. Well actually it;s not a zombie show, just that the infected ppl looks like zombies. I would say go for this show, stop wasting money on romantic comedy's which rely on the disgustingly cute casts to sell the shows.

Food for thought

2007-05-13T01:29:00.000+08:00

Was watching this show that day. There;s this scene when one of the guys working in the food processing factory slipped and had both his legs totally minced. i was thinking, when such industrial accident happens(i am sure it is common), will the company throws away the whole machine or just give it a thorough scrub(cleans away the human remains), and then continue the production line?

This show really gets me thinking about what really goes into our food, when company needs to meet the demands of mass consumerism. It does puts me off fast food somehow, which is amazing, cos i am a fast food junkie.

CNA Newscaster

2007-05-04T14:43:00.000+08:00

Whaaaaaaaa.. Lacy lacy!!!!!!

Shirts getting unbuttoned more and more eh?

Been watching the news more often recently.. Signs of getting old? Anyway, main topic of this post is Andrea Chow... I think i had never felt this hot while watching the news before.. Hmmm, maybe it;s her or maybe just the dinner i am eating. But whao liao, the attire she wore (white shirt underneath, see above pics) that nite was really hot lah!!!! Can see cleavage somemore... Normally i am not a MILF lover, but this time it;s different.. hehe..

your position in your company means nothing.....

2007-05-04T11:22:00.000+08:00

your position in your company means nothing when u are the vendor and the opposite party is the client.. u can be a freaking general manager/CEO or whatever, when the client complains, your tail will be in-between your legs if u have one.

That day, i just witnessed the project management person in my company f%$k all the vendors in china. Their positions range from middle to upper level in their company. Same thing can happened to my company cos sometimes we are the client(king), sometimes we are vendors(dog).

I also not sure what i am driving about. I just know, if i travel overseas, if i am the client, i can live like a king. The vendors will go out of their way to make sure everything is ok and they keep the job. If i go as a vendor, heck, i have to even find my own way back to my hotel in strange cities..

funny cat on saturday morning

2007-04-28T20:36:00.000+08:00

Managed to capture Ariel on video this morning. Seriously, i dunno why she had this reaction to this new piece of cloth that was taken out. Anyway, enjoy..